your mum is so fat when she stands on the इंद्रधनुष she makes skittles
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
आप were so ugly at birth, your parents named आप **** Happens.
You're so ugly, आप have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when आप walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, आप went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when आप were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, आप have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when आप were born the doctor took one look at आप and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, आप stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, आप have to Trick या Treat द्वारा phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, आप can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call आप टैको, taco Bell, when people see आप they run for the border.
You're so ugly, आप make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring आप in.
You're so ugly, आप make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time आप go out आप get chased द्वारा the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call आप Moses because every time आप step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when आप threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when आप put a yellow rain जैकेट on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they कहा 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water बिस्तर they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
आप were so ugly at birth, your parents named आप **** Happens.
You're so ugly, आप have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when आप walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, आप went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when आप were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, आप have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when आप were born the doctor took one look at आप and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, आप stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, आप have to Trick या Treat द्वारा phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, आप can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call आप टैको, taco Bell, when people see आप they run for the border.
You're so ugly, आप make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring आप in.
You're so ugly, आप make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time आप go out आप get chased द्वारा the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call आप Moses because every time आप step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when आप threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when आप put a yellow rain जैकेट on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they कहा 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water बिस्तर they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 दिन 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n कहा "Wat doz कुतिया, मतलबी n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx दिन d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women कहा "feel my titties" n the man कहा "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman कहा it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom कहा dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
मांद, डेन d door घंटी, बेल rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n कहा "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the रसोई, रसोईघर fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n कहा "Wat doz कुतिया, मतलबी n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx दिन d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women कहा "feel my titties" n the man कहा "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman कहा it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom कहा dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
मांद, डेन d door घंटी, बेल rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n कहा "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the रसोई, रसोईघर fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did आप know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" कहा the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ आप must know that your privates are exposed!" कहा the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything आप see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did आप know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" कहा the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ आप must know that your privates are exposed!" कहा the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything आप see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"