Got these सवालों from MercyYJ and bakes..You can ask me सवालों on my मंच and I'll answer 'em in part 2!
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Diversity and multiculturalism are such basic facts of life that they can play a role in almost any speech आप give. Consider the following situations." Curse you, public speaking textbook!
2) When is the last time आप played the air guitar?
*thinks* Um...yesterday. I was listening to Linkin Park.. *whispers* I was playing air पियानो too...don't tell anyone!
3) What was the last lie आप told?
The answer to सवाल 1. That was actually line 18.
4) Smell the air. What do आप smell?
Cats. Definitely cats. *glares* Oh, and चूहा piss.
5) Your left index finger is now a gun, what did आप shoot?
The tissue I was using to stop the bleeding from my nose that occurred when my stupid चूहा bit it. Damn.
6) Type your first name backwards into गूगल Images, the 1st picture is आप in the future, post the results.
Wow, I am one sexy donkey!
7) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
Um...a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that went a little something like:
"Why did the खरीडिए close at 2 o'clock?
Because it was Two-sday!"
Hardy har har.
8) What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
आप futhermucking bons of sitches.
9) Zombies are suddenly attacking you, look to your right that is now your weapon, how fucked या saved are you?
*gasp* A walmart bag!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
10) Lamps या Ceiling Lights?
Uh...lamps?
11) Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
Yes.
12) When was the last time आप fell over?
Um...*trips over sidewalk and falls flat on my face* Now?
13) What do आप do when it snows?
Scream and run.
14) Name a बिना सोचे समझे Vegetable.
Rutebega.
15) Math is...
Useless. Since when has a villain asked आप "what is the probability that a right hexagonal prism with a radius of 17.8 centimeters will have a 37% greater surface area than a cone with a volume of 43.9pi cm cubed?" They don't do that! They just kill you!
16) Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
Fanpop. And what the hell is Bebo?
17) How much do आप perspire?
I prefer not to answer that question.
18) Define Rap in two words.
Baddass Dr.Seuss
19) How do आप exert the most energy?
द्वारा taking down enemies with my baddass measurement guessing skills!
20) On a scale of one to penguin, how बिना सोचे समझे are YOU?
Air vent.
Okay that's all for now! Don't forget to post सवालों on my मंच post!!!
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Diversity and multiculturalism are such basic facts of life that they can play a role in almost any speech आप give. Consider the following situations." Curse you, public speaking textbook!
2) When is the last time आप played the air guitar?
*thinks* Um...yesterday. I was listening to Linkin Park.. *whispers* I was playing air पियानो too...don't tell anyone!
3) What was the last lie आप told?
The answer to सवाल 1. That was actually line 18.
4) Smell the air. What do आप smell?
Cats. Definitely cats. *glares* Oh, and चूहा piss.
5) Your left index finger is now a gun, what did आप shoot?
The tissue I was using to stop the bleeding from my nose that occurred when my stupid चूहा bit it. Damn.
6) Type your first name backwards into गूगल Images, the 1st picture is आप in the future, post the results.
Wow, I am one sexy donkey!
7) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
Um...a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that went a little something like:
"Why did the खरीडिए close at 2 o'clock?
Because it was Two-sday!"
Hardy har har.
8) What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
आप futhermucking bons of sitches.
9) Zombies are suddenly attacking you, look to your right that is now your weapon, how fucked या saved are you?
*gasp* A walmart bag!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
10) Lamps या Ceiling Lights?
Uh...lamps?
11) Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
Yes.
12) When was the last time आप fell over?
Um...*trips over sidewalk and falls flat on my face* Now?
13) What do आप do when it snows?
Scream and run.
14) Name a बिना सोचे समझे Vegetable.
Rutebega.
15) Math is...
Useless. Since when has a villain asked आप "what is the probability that a right hexagonal prism with a radius of 17.8 centimeters will have a 37% greater surface area than a cone with a volume of 43.9pi cm cubed?" They don't do that! They just kill you!
16) Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
Fanpop. And what the hell is Bebo?
17) How much do आप perspire?
I prefer not to answer that question.
18) Define Rap in two words.
Baddass Dr.Seuss
19) How do आप exert the most energy?
द्वारा taking down enemies with my baddass measurement guessing skills!
20) On a scale of one to penguin, how बिना सोचे समझे are YOU?
Air vent.
Okay that's all for now! Don't forget to post सवालों on my मंच post!!!