I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may प्यार those family friendly निनटेंडो games, and all of those bright रंग in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple कुत्ता (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! आप don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten द्वारा a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: आप there, are आप Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if आप would come with us
Wind: I’m...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable द्वारा radar....

Boy, do I प्यार video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to सूची the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million और games, I may make another सूची in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after आप get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one द्वारा far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, द्वारा far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of आप with the flu who think आप got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

#10: घर SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple घर grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this द्वारा making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's दिन (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I कहा I hated it. संगीत is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little और entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether आप like them या not, आप have to admit...

आप know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this सूची is about.

The ऐनीमे on this सूची are all ऐनीमे that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it या just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry द्वारा saying that I प्यार comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Well, we’re finally at the चोटी, शीर्ष ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror ऐनीमे must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The दिखाना is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the समुद्र तट named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing फिल्में out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell आप all the worst फिल्में I have ever seen. First off, these have to be फिल्में that I have seen, so no खाना Fight, Biodome, या any of the animated टाइटैनिक movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, या are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, या Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. आप know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish आप for your poor choices throughout the game and give आप a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. आप know, the ones that make आप want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, या any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Now, I प्यार Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my प्रिय games of all time. And, I REALLY प्यार the rare items. Probably because they are based off other निनटेंडो Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my प्रिय items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start



#10: आग Bar - Now, this is the आग Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around आग balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I प्यार so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, या were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that आप didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, या it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. आप have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, आप actually have...

Now, after I made my चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot और lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many और lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the और nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character आप meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th दीवार और times...

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to निनटेंडो consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...