Spiderman

Yet another fanfic about a दिखाना I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A दिखाना in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at लोकप्रिय stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the दिखाना named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! आप had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that आप were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. आप have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what आप did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. आप can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a तालिका, टेबल in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before क्रिस्मस was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If आप haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time आप begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare कौआ, कौवा spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in हैलोवीन decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are आप doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would आप stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed द्वारा Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if आप live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst साल of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was दिया permission to choose which सीट I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate सवाल still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French टोस्ट and पेनकेक्स have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, या Spanish toast, French टोस्ट is a लोकप्रिय morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often दूध या cream.

The earliest...

(NOTE: This is an old लेख I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a दिखाना that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my प्रिय as well, so understand that before पढ़ना this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF आप THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If आप say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck आप Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Link: Man, this job is a lot और fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone द्वारा killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears संगीत behind waterfall) What is this. The संगीत is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Komoli: Hey, आप want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as आप play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can आप help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need आप to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: आप can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than आप who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were आप dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like आप don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

Link: Okay, so, who is the अगला helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the अगला person on the सूची is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think आप should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't आप help me? I need आप to go and...