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Okay, so after a whole week when I कहा “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but आप know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael खाड़ी, बे movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...

When I first heard of the game, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, I thought it was going to be a rather dull horror game filled with, what else, jumpscares. But after playing it, this game was so much और than what I thought it would be. It managed to be a very scary and disturbing game that made आप wonder what was going to come next, what horrifying creature was around the corner, and why those damn cardboard cutouts are everywhere. But what I liked best about Spooky’s House of Jumpscares had to be the creatures आप ran into in this game. The creatures are some of the most disturbing and...

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed द्वारा falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees और falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- द्वारा god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an ऐनीमे based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the ऐनीमे was good. For an ऐनीमे that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one द्वारा one. Now, if...

So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a चोटी, शीर्ष ten सूची of my प्रिय ones. Note, this is INSPIRED द्वारा Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy द्वारा James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the एनीमेशन is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered द्वारा a greedy corporation...

Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my घर and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent पहाड़ी, हिल 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent पहाड़ी, हिल franchise. Now,...

Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. सेकंड rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released या placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...

When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console या made for a couple other ones, especially in the हाल का years. आप don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of निनटेंडो exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, या at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...

When आप are a young man, no job, and college is hitting आप real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but फिल्में and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, मशरूम Men: The Spore Wars.



~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...

When it comes to horror movies, आप all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I प्यार और than jumpscares. There is also nothing I प्यार और than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I प्यार it. But I also प्यार monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the हेलमेट from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...

Welcome to the sixth दिन of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This अगला one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage फिल्में get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The सेकंड reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest क्रिस्मस horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...

There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. आप know, those games that make आप think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” या “This looks like a kids game”, and when आप play it, आप feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...

2014 was a great साल for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best ऐनीमे and most beloved द्वारा the ऐनीमे community was a horror anime. That ऐनीमे being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an ऐनीमे based on the मांगा द्वारा Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that आप waited until 2014 to make an ऐनीमे of this series?! Oh well....

(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, या new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short सूची of what would happen if आप let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood द्वारा killing beloved video game characters या assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do आप mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...

Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were फ्रेंड्स aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought आप hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO आप LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can आप do me a favour? Do आप see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...

Now, we all know movies, and we all प्यार them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from फिल्में I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...