Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. आप know, the ones that make आप want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, या any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Now, I प्यार Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my प्रिय games of all time. And, I REALLY प्यार the rare items. Probably because they are based off other निनटेंडो Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my प्रिय items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start



#10: आग Bar - Now, this is the आग Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around आग balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I प्यार so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, या were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that आप didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, या it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. आप have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, आप actually have...

Now, after I made my चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot और lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many और lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the और nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character आप meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th दीवार और times...

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to निनटेंडो consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

Okay, so, when आप think of violent video games, where आप kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, या Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where आप don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where आप go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme या reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that आप play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon दिन Care Center. Here, आप can leave two Pokemon. When आप leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as श्रेक is Love, श्रेक is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something आप want to see. Unless आप are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Hated MLP characters, and a चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if आप like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this दिखाना knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on आग again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good दिखाना with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered द्वारा Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a सेकंड in this story and already were getting a murder...

(Nick जवाब door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are आप going to knock on this door. Do आप want me to shoot आप in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of आप slamming the door in my face. आप know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying और ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the गिटार Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...

Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do आप suck at this game
Cody: आप shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were आप two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: आप know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To गढ़, महल Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where आप play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: आप mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some सड़क, स्ट्रीट performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are आप doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the अगला step of my training
Swift: Just...

(This is an experimental लेख for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If आप like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the राइफल in his right hand, a राइफल with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...

Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final दिन of the 25 Days of क्रिस्मस and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published द्वारा Deep Silver and developed द्वारा Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...

Okay so a quick दिखाना of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal जापान containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, या at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced द्वारा Samuel L. Jackson, संगीत was done द्वारा RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the ऐनीमे itself was animated द्वारा Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that आप wouldn’t know was out unless I told आप (And no, आप didn’t watch. If आप tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s एंन्जल्स on the Gamecube. Published द्वारा the kings of बिना सोचे समझे publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s एंन्जल्स is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...