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Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the चोटी, शीर्ष samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced द्वारा Samual L. Jackson. But while people can either like it’s dumb world या just see it as a lame story, everyone agrees that the character डिज़ाइन द्वारा Takashi Okazaki. If his talent was put into something greater, it could be something that everyone can enjoy. And now I introduce आप all to something greater.



The game follows our silent protagonist, not Afro Samurai, but cannonically is named Rider. And apparently, Rider did something really bad. So bad in fact that he has been imprisoned on a planet far above the earth with multiple planets separating him from the earth. But, thanks to a mysterious man named The Stranger, या Not Kuma to some, he is able to plan his escape from the prison, and is tasked with fighting all of the bosses known as Jailers. And they are in tons of variety, from a multi masked sadist with a staff, a prisoner with a laser head, an old man who can stop time, a knight with a sword and shield, and that’s just to name a few of them. And every single one of them is a lot of fun to fight if आप ask me.
It should be stated, but also should be clear as day, that Furi is filled with only boss fights. There are some moments where आप walk and hear about the Jailers आप are about to fight, before the boss fight starts. आप have a simple set of attacks. आप have the fast melee attacks, a charge attack, and a ranged attack that slowly chips at enemies health. From there, आप just gotta use that, as well as dodging, to beat all of the bosses with their own unique fights to them. The boss has a बिना सोचे समझे amount of health, ranging from three bars to seven bars. Rider only has three, but whenever either आप या the boss are knocked down, आप both gain health back. If the boss knocks आप down, it regenerates health while आप lose a bar. If the boss is knocked down, they are a step closer to death while आप regenerate all of your health, most of the time. It looks pretty forgiving, but that’s because it doesn’t take a lot for the bosses to fuck आप up. Their fight styles are always changing. One minute, आप could have their entire moveset memorized, and the अगला instant, you’ll probably lose all two bars of health to just barely survive the onslaught of their attack. Once they are down to half a bar, आप have to close in for the kill and only use melee, dodging and blocking at just the right time to throw them off and go in for the kill. The boss fights are intense and challenging and really make this game insanely fun. And even if आप lose, the nature of seeing their health go down makes आप wanna go one और time. आप got the pattern memorized, now आप just gotta go once और and hopefully learn from your mistakes to take them down.
But the game isn’t all perfect. While the bosses are incredible, the character designs are so bizarre yet stylish and that soundtrack is a banner collection, the walking parts can be a little… iffy. It’s not terrible, the environments are nice, the संगीत that builds up as आप get close to the boss is a really nice touch and I am very much interested in being heard about the upcoming boss, but it’s real easy for आप to walk in one direction only to realize you’re going the wrong way. Thankfully, आप can set Rider to auto walk, so that makes up for it. But I think what made Furi go from a decent action game to one of my प्रिय was the ending of the game. And from here we are reaching spoiler territory, so…

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

After fighting off the final Jailer, a young girl who had no fighting ability and could only attempt to outsmart Rider, only to fail and be killed द्वारा his hands, Rider was able to make to earth, where he could finally see what he was fighting for. And once he touched the earth, it all made perfect sense. Suddenly, आप realize that the Jailers keeping Rider up in that prison was for a good cause. Cause once Rider takes his first step, the earth around him starts to wilt and die. घास burns to ashes, the waters boil, and the sky becomes a dark बादल overhead. And all Rider can do is try to find out why his existence only brings death and if there is any salvation for him, which is why he takes off to अंतरिक्ष and finds his creator, The Star, waiting for him, and preparing to invade the planet with his permission. Rider can accept and let the planet be invaded द्वारा his kind, या he can refuse, and go against his creator, and give himself something to fight for. This results in the most bullet hell esque boss in the game, and it is pretty damn fun. And this final part of the game alone made the purchase all the और worth it in my eyes.

(END OF SPOILERS)

Furi is a game that I can’t recommend enough to action game fans. It’s a nonstop set of insane combat and amazing संगीत all the way through. I don’t know what the company has in store for the future, aside from a few awesome DLC with even और bosses included, but hopefully they got something in store for the future.

Up next: We take our shovels and strike the earth
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when आप कहा that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, आप were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… आप two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, आप gotta दिखाना the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed द्वारा a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the अगला successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did आप hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie द्वारा MC is out
Wind: आप mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t आप hear about it
Wind: Well, दिया that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are आप looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, आप failed at everything else in life and want to become यूट्यूब famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, आप sad fuck, because I am going to tell आप how आप can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, या tv shows, या anime, या the most overused of them, games, आप too can be the perfect whore द्वारा pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled द्वारा the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked द्वारा his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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चोटी, शीर्ष 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least प्रिय to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज Island
47: East त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज Island
46: South त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज Island
45: तारा, स्टार बेल्ट Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: तारा, स्टार Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated फिल्में that we can't help but प्यार SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, या even personal reasons in general, आप can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this सूची is about! Every दिन (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while आप read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 प्रिय Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, या self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy पास्ता characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman पढ़ना horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the लेखक of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This लेख contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off द्वारा saying that School Days is the worst ऐनीमे I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST ऐनीमे I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole ऐनीमे is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the चोटी, शीर्ष game on the XBox. निनटेंडो consoles have Mario and प्लेस्टेशन has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb नितंब, गधा soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where आप have to die for story reasons so आप can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: सेकंड Offensives. In that game, there was a level where आप can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated द्वारा the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years पूर्व did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment या a failure on the फिल्में part. So, for the third दिन of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Source: Not Warner Brothers
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost टट्टू was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every साल on the दिन of the accident, the ghost टट्टू runs around ponyville, shreiking like a लॉस्ट soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are आप talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're दिखा रहा है this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...
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*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...
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