Hey, did आप guys know I like No और Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I प्यार No और Heroes!
No और हीरोस follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked assassins and to become number one. No और हीरोस is not the deepest when it comes to character action games. I assure you, this is no Devil May Cry या Bayonetta, but that’s okay. Because No और हीरोस is something else entirely. It’s… a game. It has elements of an action game, but also a ton of eight bit mini-games, along with an open world to explore. आप aim the Wii Remote up and down depending on what attacks आप want. Aiming it up will let Travis perform quick high attacks, and aiming it low will have him perform low, heavy attacks. आप can also shake the Nunchuck to knock the enemies guard off so आप can open them up for a wrestling हटाइए that does massive damage, and kills enemies if आप are lucky to get all their health down. The game also changes up the levels a bit so आप aren’t just killing enemies with a basic fighting system. Sometimes you’ll have to knock a ball back at them, other times you’ll have to avoid them while your Beam Katana is on the fritz. The levels are always changing, so it keeps the game interesting and fresh and not just hacking up guys in a linear hallway. But when आप aren’t killing goons, your out in Santa Destroy, making money so आप can go to the अगला fight. I hear people hate these parts, but I’m fine with them. And I really enjoy the mini-games (Most of the time). Collecting coconuts is a little silly and enjoyable for a moment, and of course, when आप finish that, आप can go and do actual assassinations, which allow आप to perform challenges like fighting enemies with only wrestling moves या try to kill a set number of enemies in the time limit. And if आप have some extra cash, आप can buy all sorts of things, like wrestling tapes to learn new moves, new Beam Katanas and upgrades, या buy new clothes for Travis to where when he’s out on the job. But the real meat of this game are with the boss fights. While I do think the boss fights of No और हीरोस 2 were better, and worse in some cases, the bosses in No और हीरोस really stand out. Mostly cause no other game has bosses with this level of symbolism या just bat shit insanity. Some of my प्रिय are Dr. Peace, Shinobu, Bad Girl cause of course, and if आप collect all the Beam Katanas in the game, आप will get to fight Sir Henry Motherfucker, everyone’s favorite. It’s a nice secret final boss and a great way to reward आप for spending all that time collecting trash just to buy all the Beam Katanas if आप ask me.
No और हीरोस is a classic game to me that I have always been fascinated in since I was a little kid… I was a weird kid. I’ve always thought the style of No और हीरोस was incredible, and I am so glad that I became a प्रशंसक at a young age. And please, Suda, tell me that ending of Travis Strikes Again was hinting at something.
