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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, या Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, या Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need हीरोस to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking सूट्स of armor, and weird voice acting. I प्यार it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the पुस्तकालय can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for आप to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if आप lose all your health, आप come right back up, but now आप have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters, if आप die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my नितंब, गधा kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and और of something like a weekly दिखाना with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV दिखाना vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead या Killer7.
Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still प्यार it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still प्यार coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own फ्रेंड्स home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old प्रशंसकों are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the चोटी, शीर्ष ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the चोटी, शीर्ष ten so easily. Most of my चोटी, शीर्ष ten प्रिय games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the सूची and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a और niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, या Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, या a blue little कुतिया, मतलबी who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the वाद-विवाद once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! आप wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of आप know Sega? Okay, now how many of आप know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of आप actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good सवाल because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can आप lose your virginity if आप fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what आप learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But द्वारा that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel या a crying smiley face”
Oh आप innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can आप actually lose weight द्वारा rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I प्यार horror movies. Their easily my प्रिय genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the फिल्में that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror फिल्में I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only फिल्में that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, या Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट - Now, before आप all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a क्रीपीपास्ता about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare आप all for the stupidest thing आप will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. आप know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. टेककेन is my प्रिय fighting game franchise ever. I प्यार playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for टेककेन 7, and I can safely say that my प्रिय so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was टेककेन Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, या the टेककेन tournament, hosted द्वारा the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off द्वारा saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, आप LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, हटाइए OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed द्वारा zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't आप die on me, आप little bitch. Get up. I कहा get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: आप FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the हाल का era. A man who is कहा to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who आप ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This लेख contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, आप have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with आप five और things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, आप may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if आप wish to दिखाना me things that आप yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the साल 2010, we got an ऐनीमे known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in फिल्में like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This ऐनीमे had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई of course. Now is the दिखाना good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic प्यार for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code. Another published game द्वारा Ubisoft, but developed द्वारा Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal या No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal या No Deal, a game दिखाना that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal या No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, या what made it so लोकप्रिय to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like मशरूम Men and the No और हीरोस series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But आप know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if आप were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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