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Steel Ball Run is कहा द्वारा many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most प्रिय part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe. So, today, as always, we’re going to be ranking the Jojo Stands. Also, this part focused way और on side characters than most other part, so, just a heads up, the only Stands आप will not see in this लेख are the Stands of the three major characters, so that means आप will not see Johnny’s Tusk, Gyro’s Ball Breaker, या Valentine’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Or 2nd Universe Diego's The World because that's just The World again). So, with that out of the way, let’s get to the Stands.

Rank 17: चॉकलेट Disco (Used द्वारा D-I-S-C-O)



I honestly have no idea what the point of this Stand was. Why was he introduced in the मांगा near the climactic battle between the group and Funny Valentine? He just seemed to be there to keep gyro, ग्यो occupied while Valentine introduced his ability on Wekapipo and Diego. चॉकलेट Disco is a Stand that appears as a grid on the floor and a strange device on D-I-S-C-O’s wrist that spreads out across the floor. When D-I-S-C-O drops something onto चॉकलेट Disco, like nails या acidic substances, he can turn the dials on the wrist device, and cause the items to fall on that part of the grid at great force. So, say he dropped nails on the lower left corner of चॉकलेट Disco. Then, on the device, he inputs B7. When he does, the nails will appear at B7 and fall at incredibly fast speed. It’s a good idea, but it just comes off as silly… and dumb. Not to mention, D-I-S-C-O is easily dealt with in a matter of seconds. Unlike Dragon’s Dream which takes a full book to just be done with, so at least चॉकलेट Disco was dealt with quickly. If he wasn’t, it probably would have been as bad as Dragon’s Dream. Maybe even worse… Oh god, I fear for the thought.

Rank 16: हे Ya (Used द्वारा Pocoloco)



हे Ya isn’t exactly the best Stand. In fact, when I think about it hard enough, it’s one of the most pointless Stands out there. But the way it uses its pointlessness is just too entertaining. हे Ya is a Stand that manages to cheer on it’s user and encourage them to push themselves. Now, आप could say that हे Ya is a Stand that increases the luck of it’s user, as Pocoloco is a character who had a lot of luck and always manages to come out on चोटी, शीर्ष of the other racers, but no. Pocoloco just manages to have that much luck on his own. हे Ya just cheers him on and that’s it. It’s the equivalent of some fanboy. हे Ya is this universe’s Phantom Blood Speedwagon. This could make हे Ya a very pointless Stand, but really, he is just too entertaining for me to hate. He and Pocoloco just manage to be entertaining together. Still, a very crappy Stand. But आप can tell Steel Ball Run is good when I can think of some positives, even for the Stands that aren’t that great.

Rank 15: 20th Century Boy (Used द्वारा Magenta Magenta)



It’s been awhile since Jojo had a Stand that the user could wear. Last one was Oasis from Vento Aureo, which was a pretty good Stand. So, it’s nice to have another Stand that the user could wear. Unfortunately, that Stand didn’t do much and was actually just a very underused Stand. 20th Century Boy, as I said, can लपेटें itself around its user to be wearable. When the user, Magenta Magenta, is in danger in any kind of way, 20th Century Boy will place itself around him and protect him from any sort of attack, no matter how strong. From sticks of dynamite to Gyro’s Steel Ball, it can deflect and protect its user from anything. It could have had a lot of interesting ideas, but sadly, it was not used much, and most attention when it was introduced went to it’s partner, Wekapipo. 20th Century Boy just ended up sinking to the bottom of the Delaware River to keep Magenta Magenta from drowning, and remained down there forever. Maybe it’s for the best. 20th Century Boy didn’t have any fighting abilities, so maybe being rid of it in this way managed to keep it somewhat interesting

Rank 14: Wired (Used द्वारा Pork Pie Hat Kid)



Wired is lower not because it’s bad. It’s actually a pretty alright Stand. It’s lower because it’s just a slightly different version of समुद्र तट Boy. However, समुद्र तट Boy was a great Stand, so this is still a pretty good Stand. See what I mean, the Stands of Steel Ball Run are just too good for me to hate, even when they are clearly bad. Anyway, Wired is a Stand that uses these large hooks with cables powerful enough to withstand any attack. When Pork Pie Hat Kid drops anything into a pot of water, like say a bird’s feather, when he puts his hooks into the water, Wired can come from any sort of feather within Pork Pie Hat Kid’s distance, like a sort of fishing hole. It manages to create some interesting ideas for it. And let me tell you, those hooks on Wired are strong. Strong enough to lift a grown man, and even a horse, as that’s how it keeps Johnny and gyro, ग्यो from just walking away, and keeping the घोड़े in a sort of pocket dimension as he tries to assassinate the two. It’s a rather interesting Stand, but still, it’s just another version of समुद्र तट Boy with some neat new ideas that make it slightly different, but not too much. But I can at least say that it’s far from being a bad Stand.

Rank 13: Tomb of the Boom (Used द्वारा the Boom Boom Family)



Tomb of the Boom is a strange Stand… this is because it’s a Stand used द्वारा three people. Well, to be fair, they are different in their own ways, but they still have the same effect. All three of the Boom Boom Family members share the same ability of magnetism, but all of them are used in different ways to make them somewhat unique. Now, again, this just feels like another Stand, this time being Bastet from Stardust Crusaders, but Tomb of the Boom manages to be a little और different than Wired was from समुद्र तट Boy, so I can get a little bit और enjoyment out of it. The first member of the Boom Boom Family, Benjamin Boom Boom, can use his Tomb of the Boom to shrink down metal objects into his flesh to use as a defense या to use as an attack द्वारा sending out metal spikes from his body. He can also use the metal to replicate a human perfectly. The सेकंड member of the Boom Boom Family, Andre Boom Boom, can use his Tomb of the Boom to turn anyone who touches him into a magnet (This one is pretty much just Bastet with a कूलर appearance). However, the difference is that, if the magnetism for them becomes too much, they will rip themselves to pieces. The last of the Boom Boom Family, L.A. Boom Boom, uses his Tomb of the Boom to manipulate iron to attack a person and can kill them द्वारा using the iron in a person’s body to suck out their blood. I’d put them higher, but having to concentrate on three Stands at once got really confusing, Maybe I’m just stupid, I don’t know, या maybe the similarities to Bastet are really strong here, especially with Andre. Still, a pretty good Stand overall.

Rank 12: Catch the इंद्रधनुष (Used द्वारा Blackmore)



Now this is the wearable Stand of Steel Ball Run. Where White Album was the best wearable Stand of Vento Aureo, Catch the इंद्रधनुष is the best wearable Stand of Steel Ball Run. Instead of wearing the Stand as full body armor like in the past, Catch the इंद्रधनुष is a mask that Blackmore wears. Catch the इंद्रधनुष is able to manipulate the rain in many novel ways, even stopping the rain in mid air and using the raindrops as walkways for Blackmore, so that he can walk across the sky easily. However, if anyone else were to touch these raindrops, they would cut them like knives. Catch the इंद्रधनुष is also able to turn parts of Blackmore’s body into raindrops, such as how he communicates to someone just द्वारा having his mouth appear अगला to them out of rain. If Blackmore is wounded, he can heal his wounds with raindrops and make it look as though he was never injured. It’s a pretty cool Stand, but the fatal flaw for Blackmore is that Catch the इंद्रधनुष is only effective when it rains. If it’s not raining, it is practically useless. A real shame, since Catch the इंद्रधनुष manages to be a pretty cool Stand.

Rank 11: Sugar Mountain Spring (Used द्वारा Sugar Mountain)



This is a very simple Stand in how it operates, but very complicated on what it is… let me explain. This is probably, to my knowledge, the first ever Stand where the user was not a person, या an animal या a baby, but a tree. You’d think that the girl was the Stand user, but no, it’s the पेड़ she lives in. Sugar Mountain acts और of the protector of the tree, while the पेड़ uses the ability to lure people to it. Sugar Mountain Spring has a small pond अगला to it that, whenever something is dropped into it, will then be within the hands of Sugar Mountain. She will then दिखाना आप the item आप dropped, as well as a far better item. So, an example, when gyro, ग्यो dropped the Steel Ball, Sugar Mountain asked if he dropped his Steel Ball, a chunk of gold, या a rare diamond. If a person were to lie and say they dropped the और valuable item in, then the पेड़ would reach into their body and tear out their insides for lying. If a person tells the truth, as when gyro, ग्यो says he dropped the Steel Ball, then they are rewarded with all of the items, that includes the Steel Ball, the सोना chunk, and the diamond, and get to keep them. However, they must use the item before sunset. They cannot just give it या throw it away, and must exchange it for something else. If they don’t do so before sundown, they will become part of the पेड़ and will be in line to become the new guardian of the tree. It’s a rather creepy, but incredibly effective Stand, and I really enjoy the way Johnny and gyro, ग्यो were able to defeat it. I’d say it’s a pretty good Stand. It really makes me want to see और Stands used द्वारा plants, the other technically being Stray Cat… maybe.

Rank 10: Ticket to Ride (Used द्वारा Lucy Steel)



This is a Stand that doesn’t have any importance until the final battle between Johnny, gyro, ग्यो and Valentine. Once Lucy is carrying the head of the Corpse Part, she is soon granted with a bizarre (Ha) Stand ability. It starts out in a rather interesting way, granting her the ability to turn her tears into blade-like objects to protect her, and managing to harm anyone who wishes to harm her, as shown when two men tried to tranquilize her, Ticket to Ride activated, causing them to trip on a spilled bottle, and one thing lead to another, and one of them was shot in the head while the other was impaled through the eye on a doorknob. However, though it seems that Ticket to Ride is a very effective Stand, it’s another one of those Stands that can lead to a user’s death. Yep, like Cheap Trick, Notorious B.I.G., and Highway to Hell… the Stands that everybody loves. What happens is that (Spoilers) when Lucy has all the Corpse Parts inside her, she begins to fall apart and become the Corpse, as Ticket to Ride slowly kills her. Soon, Ticket to Ride manages to reach it’s final ability, known as D4C प्यार Train, an ability that Valentine uses to his fullest. This ability allows the user to create a दीवार of light that is विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें apart. When anyone steps into this light, any and all misfortune will be removed from that person, but not completely gone. That misfortune’s gotta go somewhere, so instead of getting rid of it entirely, it is instead transferred to someone else in the world. So, say आप stub your toe. If आप step into the light of D4C प्यार Train, आप will have that stub toe gone, but someone else in the process will get that same stubbed toe. Is this a fair trade for slowly dying… Maybe not, but I can at least say that Ticket to Ride is a very interesting Stand. And it was a major part of the final battle, so there’s that too.

Rank 9: Tubular Bells (Used द्वारा Mike O)



Tubular Bells is a Stand that is just so crazy, even द्वारा Jojo standards, that I just can’t help but प्यार it. Tubular Bells works in a very strange way. When Mike O has any sort of steel या metal object, like nails या screws, he can blow into them- Yes, INTO them- like balloons. When he does, they will soon inflate and become just like a balloon, being very light and easy to hold onto. Mike O can then turn these into balloon animals, usually कुत्ता and at one point birds, to act just like regular dogs, which he uses to guard Valentine. They can collect the scent of anyone द्वारा storing it within the metal it once was and uses it to track them down. When Tubular Bells does manage to find the person that it is after, it will make it’s way towards the target and then pop. When they do so, they will revert back to what they originally were. So, if the balloon animal was a nail at one point, it will return to a nail, and pretty much impale a person through the face द्वारा doing so. So basically, in short, Tubular Bells are balloon जानवर made of nails द्वारा having Mike O blow into them… This idea just baffles me. It has to be the most creative and original idea I’ve ever seen for a Stand, and I just can’t believe that it was thought out like this. It’s probably one of the most original Stands of Jojo, and that is what makes it great.

Rank 8: Tatoo आप (Used द्वारा Eleven Men)



The Boom Boom Family consisted of three people. That was pretty scary enough, having to deal with a Stand that is used द्वारा three people at once. So, how about a Stand that is used द्वारा eleven people… Yeah, that just makes it so much और tense. It’s already shown how much of a threat they are when they are hunting Johnny and gyro, ग्यो while they’re trying to exchange the items they got from Sugar Mountain Spring. When they do meet the Eleven Men, it goes as well as you’d think it would. Tatoo आप allows the Eleven Men to pass through each other like doors. What I mean is that when they are behind each other, they are able to pass through the back of each other. Even when one of them die, they are able to pass through them from their corpse and hide in them to avoid dying. Tatoo आप is a Stand that requires teamwork no matter what, even though most of them are killed in a rather violent shoot out. And in the end, the Eleven Men still manage to win, as Johnny had to sacrifice the Corpse Part to save gyro, ग्यो from the curse of Sugar Mountain Spring, and traded the Corpse Part for wine to the last of the Eleven Men. I just like the idea of Tatoo You, being able to pass through individuals like doorways. It’s also a unique idea like Tubular Bells, and that manages to always be a plus in my book.

Rank 7: Oh! Lonesome Me (Used द्वारा Mountain Tim)



Another crazy and original Stand, thank goodness. I think Steel Ball Run had the most unique Stands. And the first of these unique Stands was that of Oh! Lonesome Me. Now, the appearance of Oh! Lonesome Me isn’t a lot to get excited over. It’s just a piece of rope… Amazing. However, I’ve been wrong before about Stands that just look like normal items… Like Superfly… Okay, that’s a bad example- Anyway, Oh! Lonesome Me manages to do some unique things for being just a single piece of rope. When Mountain Tim uses Oh! Lonesome Me, he can separate multiple parts of his body, starting from his hand. His fingers will come off, then his hand, then his arms, and so on and so forth. This will allow him to हटाइए his body around to reach someone, say to capture या attack them with his gun. He can also use this on enemies, in order to capture them. He can also absorb water through the rope to survive dehydration in the desert. Just seeing Oh! Lonesome Me separate a person’s body, even the users, is something that is so crazy to look at. Hell, many of these Stands are crazy to look at, but they are all just so amazingly well done, that even simple Stands that are not as great as many other Stands end up becoming way कूलर than most Stands. And Oh! Lonesome Me is another one of those Stands, as are Tubular Bells and Tatoo You.

Rank 6: Listen to my Rhythm (Used द्वारा Oyecomova)



I could use the actual name of this Stand, which is Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure, but I suck at pronouncing Japanese, so screw it, Listen to my Rhythm it is. Anyway, Listen to my Rhythm is another Stand that does things similar to past Stands. Wired was similar to समुद्र तट Boy, Tomb of the Boom was similar to Bastet, so Listen to my Rhythm is similar to the best Stand in Jojo, Killer Queen. However, Listen to my Rhythm manages to be different in many ways that makes it different, and amazing in its own way. Instead of crating bombs that are activated द्वारा a sort of switch, Listen to my Rhythm creates bombs with anything it touches, द्वारा making them have a pin and timer, giving them a sort of grenade effect. The pins must have some sort of pressure on them. Once the pressure is taken off, the pin will be released, activating the timer, which will set the bomb off. Anyone who touches Listen to my Rhythm या Oyecomova will end up being covered in pins, so obviously, it’s not a good idea to touch either of them. As we saw with the fight, Oyecomova managed to use Listen to my Rhythm in ways completely different from Killer Queen, such as putting bombs on every single bee in a beehive to use as bombs. Listen to my Rhythm is also not limited to anything, and can turn ANYTHING into a bomb, even the water that Johnny and gyro, ग्यो are passing through and the smoke from a cigarette. And आप all thought Killer क्वीन was broken. Pretty much any Stand that is involved with explosives is broken in some way, and Listen to my Rhythm is certainly no exception.

Rank 5: Cream Starter (Used द्वारा Hot Pants)



Who would have thought that a spray can would have been one of the most disturbing and one of the best Stands of Steel Ball Run? I certainly didn’t, but at this point, anything’s possible, really. Cream Starter is just like Oh! Lonesome Me. It takes the form of a simple object आप wouldn’t think is that amazing, and does so much और with what it is that it turns out to be incredible. Cream Starter is able to release a strange cream-like substance. This substance is actually a form of flesh that is bottled up inside the can. It can either turn a person's flesh into a soft material, even allowing Hot Pants to soften her own flesh, या it can create a new layer of flesh, such as healing some incredibly violent injuries such as when Hot Pants had her arms sliced off द्वारा Mike O, and can also be used to create a layer of flesh over a person’s face to suffocate them. If Hot Pants removes her own limbs using Cream Starter, she can then हटाइए the dismembered limb around to use from a different angle to attack, as shown in the fight with the best side character in Steel Ball Run, which we will get to soon. And, what आप may consider Cream Starters most important ability, being able to disguise someone perfectly as another person, getting their appearance down perfectly, as shown when Hot Pants disguised Lucy as the First Lady. All that potential, tightly locked in a single spray can of flesh.

Rank 4: In a Silent Way (Used द्वारा Sandman)



In a Silent Way is probably one of the creepiest looking Stands on here. Being based on paintings from Native Americans on evil spirits, I guess that’s to be expected. In a Silent Way is another Stand that is a repeat of another Stand in a पूर्व part. I know I bring this up a lot, and it kinda sounds like I’m nitpicking, but I say that because it really shows what separates these two Stands from each other, and what makes the Steel Ball Run Stands unique in their own way. Anyway, In a Silent Way is a lot like Echoes, being able to use sound to it’s fullest. In a Silent Way is ably to store any sort of sound nearby into any object that it pleases. When the sound is released onto a person, the person will feel the sound that it is making. So, say that In a Silent Way stored a burning sound, and someone were to come near it. When the sound was released, the person would feel as though they were burning. The best way for this to be effective is if In a Silent Way placed the stored sound into water, since sound travels faster in water than in the air. In a Silent Way is also able to protect Sandman द्वारा storing sounds that can create a sort of shield from his enemies. And, as shown when Sandman teamed up with Diego, he was able to use In a Silent Way to store sound into Diego’s dinosaur’s used द्वारा his Stand (Which we will also get to soon), to attack Johnny and Gyro. In a Silent Way was a very cool Stand that managed to दिखाना how different it was from the Stand of the past, and I think it managed to be unique in it’s very own way.

Rank 3: Civil War (Used द्वारा Axl RO)



Each Jojo part has to have at least one confusing Stand at some point, even if it isn’t the main villains Stand. Stone Ocean’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash was too damn hard to understand with all that was going on in just a few panels. Thankfully, Civil War is confusing for good reasons, and that’s because of his ability that has never been done before, and that’s what makes it great. Civil War has the ability to bring back anything या anyone that a person has left behind या feels guilt for. When a person comes into physical contact with this item, they will soon become a thin membrane and be crushed द्वारा the guilt (Literally) that this item has. This isn’t just limited to inanimate objects, as shown द्वारा Gyro’s many forgotten Steel Balls from the past, but also the brother of Hot Pants and Johnny’s pet माउस Danny and his father. Civil War is also able to avoid any damage द्वारा breaking its body apart and then reforming itself. But what makes Civil War this great is what happens when Axl RO is killed. When he is killed, and the person who killed them feels any amount of guilt, Axl RO will be revived, and will be free of all guilt. Since Axl RO left his entire army to die in the war, he is haunted द्वारा their restless spirits. However, being revived and relinquished of all guilt, it is all passed to the person who killed him, including the souls of his army, but he can easily get them back if he kills the person who carries his guilt. I never thought that a Stand based entirely around guilt could be this hard to understand, but I do mean that in every good way I can.

Rank 2: Mandom (Used द्वारा Ringo Roadagain)



Ringo Roadagain: Best minor villain in Jojo? Yes he is. Mandom: Best Stand in Steel Ball Run? Very, very damn close, but fell short द्वारा just one Stand, which we will get to soon. So let’s talk about Mandom. Each part of Jojo must always have one Stand that can manipulate time. Stardust Crusaders has The World, Diamond is Unbreakable has Killer Queen, Vento Aureo has King Crimson, and Stone Ocean has Made in Heaven. So, Steel Ball Run would need one too. Instead of giving it to Valentine, they instead gave it to a minor villain, and that is what I प्यार about it. Besides, it’s probably the only time I’ll get to talk about a time manipulating Stand on these ranking articles. So, Mandom has the ability to rewind time द्वारा six seconds. No matter what happened in that time, everything but memories will be reverted द्वारा that time. So it’s like a less impressive Killer Queen. Instead of an hour, it’s just six seconds, and everyone keeps their memories of the पूर्व time. It also has a limited range. But Ringo Roadagain manages to make up for it द्वारा being able to fight off gyro, ग्यो and Johnny in one of the smoothest and greatest fights in all of Jojo, being able to use Mandom to even revive him after a fatal shot. I don’t even think I like Mandom for it’s abilities, and और how it was used in the fight between Gyro. I honestly think that is what makes Mandom one of the best Stands in Steel Ball Run… And I’m perfectly okay with that.

Rank 1: Scary Monsters (Used द्वारा Dr. Ferdinand and Diego Brando)



Before I start द्वारा talking about why Scary Monsters is the best Steel Ball Run Stand, I need to say something… Scary Monsters is not Diego’s Stand. Scary Monsters is the Stand of Dr. Ferdinand. Diego still carried the virus that he had while under the effect of Scary Monsters, and after Dr. Ferdinand’s death and after Diego gained control of the Saint’s Left Eye, he was able to control the virus in him and use Scary Monsters on his own… Okay, with that out of the way, Scary Monsters is the best Stand of Steel Ball Run. Scary Monsters is a Stand that allows the user to turn theirself and everyone in the area into dinosaurs. Whenever a person comes in contact with Scary Monsters, they will begin to turn into a raptor, and everyone that the infected person bites या scratches will also become raptors, and will follow every word of the user, these users being either Dr. Ferdinand या Diego Brando. Dr. Ferdinand didn’t turn into a dinosaur, but Diego did it numerous times, and was even able to turn small जानवर like birds and rats into raptors to attack his enemies. When Diego is in the form of a raptor, he increases his speed, stamina, strength, and vision. This manages to make him even stronger than any human at this point, and can become a raptor या a raptor human hybrid with fans, flaws, a tail, and cracked skin. When Diego has Scary Monsters, he is able to turn a person into a raptor and then fossilize them to hide them in plain sight, such as turning them into a brown rock to camouflage in a nearby tree, to doing something और creative, like turning them into candle holders या कोट racks. Lastly, with the ability of Scary Monsters, Diego is able to attack Stands directly, as Stands cannot be attacked द्वारा humans, and only Stands can hurt other Stands. Scary Monsters is a Stand full of surprises, managing to do new things in each part of the story. It manages to be very unique and very creative with its abilities and actions. I know I’ve been saying unique a lot in this article, but that’s just what these Steel Ball Run Stands are. They bring new ideas to us, and what ideas they do originally, they manage to add new things to make them different. Steel Ball Run is a part full of creativity and that is what I प्यार about it so much.
posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

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Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter लपेटें Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती was at Sweet सेब Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with इंद्रधनुष Dash, and we were going to हटाइए into a very nice house द्वारा a कप केक factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What आप really want...
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five मिनटों Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, आप don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, आप can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim बंदूकों at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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(And now तस्वीरें don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY महीना is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY महीना marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The अगला review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed द्वारा lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can हटाइए on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was और of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the कैन्डी Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much और interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way और fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this सूची is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years पूर्व I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA द्वारा the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I प्यार Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As आप already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
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~Story~

A detective द्वारा the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced द्वारा his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using कोट्स from other फिल्में (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that टेट्रा was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped द्वारा the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I प्यार Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one साल old, and already they are remaking it for प्लेस्टेशन 4 and XBox One. Seriously, आप should at least give a game some time to age before आप remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people कहा is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are आप remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! आप still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... आप brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: आप seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are आप here?

Henry: we need आप back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: आप are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach आप

Henry: आप and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell आप do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did आप bring me along!?

???: आप figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that आप have to bring me with you!

???: in the फिल्में people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would आप think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, बिना सोचे समझे prisoners,...
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