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My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot द्वारा a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes me और then one try, because I'm not good with chaos control. Anyway I'm here and I know where I am as soon as i see a गुलाबी pony. I know exactly who she is because of her mane and cutie mark of balloons. I get out of my car to say hi to her, but before my mouth opens, the टट्टू speaks and says, "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are you?". I tell her who i am and that i was a hedgehog. While telling her this, she notices my car, a blue 1969 corvette. "What's that behind you?" she asks pointing at my car. "That is a car," I say, but she looks puzzled. "Cars are part of a train," Pinkie tells me. I smile and say, "this is a different type of car." Still puzzled, she looks inside of the car and soon realises what this car was for. "You wanna drive it?" I ask her. She gets excited, turns the car on, and we're soon off. I could tell Pinkie never drove a car before, but she was good at it. Mobius had cars, but none of the factories made Corvettes. I found this one after saving Earth from Robotnik. My reward: a corvette, and boy it is one hell of a gift. Despite that it was a '69 vette it had a चोटी, शीर्ष speed of 183 mph. Not as fast as a ferrari, but it was still a good car. After I explained what a car was to Pinkie we soon stop. I then realise that we were at sugar cube corner. As soon as we stop, Pinkie goes into sugarcube, and gets a cake with some instruments. She hits the instruments, and they make संगीत द्वारा thereselves. Pinkie is then गाना her welcome song to me, and I smile. It was great to see Pinkie dance like theres no tomorrow, and i knew she was expecting a smile from me. After Pinkie's welcome surprise, i have a slice of cake, put the rest in the car, and drive off. It was fun to see Pinkie, but i had to see someone that wouldn't say no to a challenge. I decided to see इंद्रधनुष Dash. Only problem was that i had to find her cloudhouse, which was harder then it looked. Eventually i found it, with इंद्रधनुष Dash taking a nap. I didn't want to wake her up या anything, but i wanted to race her badly. So i picked up my gun, shot a bird, and caught it, as if i was trying to save it. I had to throw my gun back in the car, then i caught the bird. I knew इंद्रधनुष dash was looking at me, but I'm not sure if she was impressed या not. She flies toward me, spots my car, and gets a little nervous. "You saved that bird," she finally says. "Yes i did. We should get it to someone that can take care of this bird." "I know a person," इंद्रधनुष Dash replies, "follow me." She starts to fly, and i drive my car folllowing her. I knew she was taking me to see Fluttershy, and i planned to race her back to the house after giving the bird to Fluttershy. We make it to her place, and Fluttershy greets us. "Anything I can help आप with?" She asks us. "I caught this bird that someone shot. He looks allright but we need to get him fixed up ASAP." Eventually the bird is fine, but he nearly died. After saving the bird, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Fluttershy look at me, and ask, "Who are you?" "I'm Sean The Hedgehog." I tell them. I then go off saying the same stuff I told Pinkie Pie, how I was from a different world, and ended up here. "Just promise आप won't tell anyone else ok?" They nod in agreement, and just when इंद्रधनुष dash is about to fly away, "I wanna race you." I say. "You can't fly though." Dash informs me. "That doesn't mean i can't beat you!" Then i start running towards her house. I wasn't as fast as Sonic, but i could still run fast, up to 430 mph. While i'm running, i see a surprised, and angry इंद्रधनुष Dash, she did not want to lose to anything या anyone that couldn't fly. The only way i would lose to her is if i tripped, broke my leg, and then just sat there doing nothing. Either that, या इंद्रधनुष Dash would do a sonic rainboom, which was what she was trying to do. She was falling down towards the ground, her eyes filling up with water due to the intense speed, and then it happened. She did a sonic rainboom. She was going so fast that she almost forgot about the race she was losing. a few सेकंड्स later, she got to her house, and couldn't see me anywhere. She then turns around to see me, and yes, I beat the fastest टट्टू in all of Equestria. "I can't believe this!" she starts shouting, "How did i lose to a guy that was just running?!" "I was just born to run. I like flying, but running is my thing. Good game," I say. इंद्रधनुष Dash then calms down, "No one has ever beaten me in a race before, except for one time, when i was stuck on a rock." "Really? Tell me what happened, please" Then इंद्रधनुष Dash goes on about how she was racing some birds, a bat, and a कछुआ, कछुए to see which one she would have as a pet. During the race, she caused an avalanche, and a rock hit her wing, and she was stuck there for a while. Then the कछुआ, कछुए showed up, got the rock off her wing, and that she's had the कछुआ, कछुए for a pet ever since. I already knew what happened, because Sonic has a friend named Cream that wants me to watch My Little टट्टू with her. "Did आप name it Tank?" I asked. "Yeah, in fact there he is right now," she says pointing at a कछुआ, कछुए with a propeller on it's shell. "That's awesome," I say, then i go on telling her about these two कुत्ता i had, and all these crazy things they did. अगला thing i know, me and इंद्रधनुष Dash are in this really long conversation, but all of a sudden I get tired. I then notice that its 10 pm. "Can i spend the night here?" I ask politely. "Yeah, of course आप can, I gotta go get something though, I'll be right back." I realise she was talking about my car, so i give her the keys, and she goes back to Fluttershy's to get it.

November 1, 2012

The अगला morning, I woke up to see इंद्रधनुष Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to इंद्रधनुष dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave इंद्रधनुष Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet सेब Acres. I notice Applebloom with her फ्रेंड्स Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me सवालों about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is obvious, I didn't build it. At first they seem confused but then they go off again, and run into two fillies that start bullying them. One of them is wearing a crown, and the other has glasses, with a spoon for a cutie mark. "Look it's the three blank flanks!" they start saying, but Applebloom and her फ्रेंड्स ignore them. When the two fillies realise they're being ignored, they start getting in a fight. Although they outnumbered there bullies, Applebloom's फ्रेंड्स were getting beat up. I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to do something. I ran towards one of the fillies that hit Sweetie Belle, and throw her into the air. She goes far, and lands in a tree. The other filly looks terrified. "Your अगला if आप don't leave them alone!" I say to her. The filly looks at me, then she looks at Sweetie Belle who just got a blackeye from the filly I threw. The other filly looks nervous, and runs off. "You guys ok?" I ask. All three of them nod their head yes, and i take them to Applejack. When i get there a red stallion steps in the way, and is so close that I nearly hit him. "I brought your daughter and her फ्रेंड्स over," i tell him. This red stallion was none other then Big Mac. After i finish talking, Big Mac said, "Oh she's my sister, many people think that she's my daughter." I knew Big Mac and Applebloom were brother and sister, but if i कहा that applebloom was his sister, he would give me a wierd look, and think i was spying on him, therefore making him think I'm the one that beat up his sister. Big Mac then notices Sweetie Belle's black eye, "Who did this to you?" he then asks. "It was the filly that keeps making fun of us for not having a cutie mark." she answers. I explained to Big Mac how i was there when the fight started, and that the filly who bothered Applebloom and her फ्रेंड्स would no longer be a problem. "Lets get आप to Applejack," Big Mac finally says. We soon get to a टट्टू wearing a brown hat, kicking an appletree. "Applejack, I need आप over hear now," Big Mac shouted. I wasn't sure if the shouting was necessary, but AppleJack didn't mind. What she did mind was that she saw Sweetie Belle's black eye, and noticed me. "I know what you're thinking, and I didn't do it," i tell her. "Then how did y'all know what ah was thinking about?" she asked very angrily. "How about we get something for your sister's friend's black eye, and I tell आप what happened? I can also help with these trees if आप want." बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती accepts my help, and tells Big Mac to get the kids inside the खलिहान While Big Mac does this, I explain to बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती what happened. "I don't know who they were, but i do know they really hate Applebloom," i say. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती still looks like she doesn't believe me. Why doesn't she believe me? I have no goddamn clue. Then she finally starts to speak, I'm not sure if she was about to tell me to leave, but then she says, "allright. I'm glad for what आप did. Those two have been bothering Applebloom and her फ्रेंड्स for a long time." Eventually we finish our work, and go inside the खलिहान for some breakfast. It was really delicious, mostly because it was सेब pie, and सेब cider. After finishing our breakfast we go outside and enjoy the nice warm sunny day. Back at Mobius however, "What do आप mean he's no longer here?!" Robotnik asks. He was shouting at a bunch of nazi soldiers he somehow acquired after time traveling into the holocoust. "We saw him drive around, and then he disapeared," the nazis replied. "Did he use Chaos Control?" Robotnik asked. One of the nazis then shouts out "We have no clue!" Robotnik then gets very angry and shouts, "How could आप have no fucking clue?!!?" Robotnik is now furious and begins to shout "IF HE HAS A CHAOS पन्ना IN HIS HAND THAT MEANS HE USED CHAOS CONTROL!!" "We didn't see him carry a chaos emerald. We will try to find possible places on where he could be." they soon say. "You better," robotnik replies, "because if आप don't i will kill you! Hiel Robotnik!" The nazis soon reply "Hiel Robotnik! We will find Sean the Hedgehog if it's the last thing we do."
After breakfast I drive out of Sweet सेब acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria. If I ran out of gas, I could try and make my car solar powered, या electric. Something that didn't use gas. While filling the car up, I get a hunch that someone is watching me. I look around and see a white unicorn with a purple mane. I forget who it is, but once she speaks I ultimately remember. It was Rarity, "Are आप Sean the Hedgehog?" she asks with a british accent. "Yes. I suppose आप have something to tell me," I tell her. "I want to thank आप for saving my sister Sweetie Belle. I don't know what I would do without her," Rarity exclaims. Once she finished talking I soon say, "I don't see why people would bully Sweetie Belle. She seems nice." Rarity then mumbles about बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती taking her to rodeos. As I finish putting gas in my car, I then ask, "who are those two that bully Sweetie Belle and her friends? I know one wears a crown like she's some queen, and the other wears glasses, and has some spoon for a cutie mark." Rarity had no idea who the one with the crown was, but she knew the other one, Silver Spoon. "Do आप want to come inside?" Rarity asks. I soon find out that I ended up in front of Rarity's house. Sweetie Belle was still with her friends, but how did she tell Rarity? Unless someone was watching me I didn't know. Eventually I'm in Rarity's house, and we have a drink while working on dresses. Usually I don't work on clothing, especially girl clothing, but I didn't want to be rude to my host. Besides she liked my ideas, one of the dresses we made were red and blue. After finishing, we talk about what संगीत we liked and about a few ponies. When we were about to talk about that filly we didn't know (Queen Asshole), she barged in with Silver Spoon, and Twilight Sparkle द्वारा her side (Twilight had Spike with her). "YOU!" Silver spoon shouts pointing at me, "You could have killed me after what आप did!" I get ready to make the burn, "Maybe if आप weren't being an arrogant कुतिया, मतलबी I wouldn't have thrown आप into a tree." I soon run out of the house at 200 mph, pushing Twilight out of my way. After getting back up Twilight looked At Rarity with rage, "Who was that guy?" she asked. Before Rarity could answer क्वीन Asshole, and her "gang" they heard my car start up, and as they turned around they saw me drive off. The four of them soon dash off into a hot air balloon to pursue me. As I drive away I think about what to do with the three ponies, and dragon (good thing it was a baby dragon) behind me. I had three choices of weaponry, a machine gun, a .44 magnum, and a mini uzi. The machine gun was pointed at the back window, so if anyone broke it, I could use the machine gun to आग out of it. One downside was that I had to look through a mirror to see what I was firing at. I grabbed the magnum, rolled down the window, and shot at the balloon. They went down, but not द्वारा much. Pretty soon Spike is लेखन a letter for Twilight to Princess Celestia, maybe it was to call for reinforcements. I didn't want to do this, but I had to kill Spike. Regrettingly, I shoot him in the head, just before he sent the letter. Twilight then starts to आग back three times, she only broke one of the brake lights. Then she tried to land on चोटी, शीर्ष of my car. As she does this I notice Trixie in a magic show, and steer to the right before hitting her. The basket on the hot air balloon however hit her in the head, and knocked her out cold. After that I freak out because in front of me, was Princess Celestia, with an army of pegasus ponies with guns. They were all wearing सोना armor, and Celestia was set to kill me with her horn. I try to steer out of the way, but it was too late. The blast from their attack made my car spin out of control. अगला thing I know, it's on fire. I grab what I can, ammo, guns, chaos पन्ना and run to cover. When I get to cover I see the hot air balloon land द्वारा me, with the passengers very furious, and thats what I start shooting at. I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, क्वीन Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made आप think आप could come here and do whatever आप want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't आप know I was watching आप while आप were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw आप दिखाना up in your car, I saw आप race इंद्रधनुष Dash, and I saw आप throw a filly! Not only did आप throw this filly, but आप also killed her, along with one of my students." Celestia keeps talking about what she saw me do, and why some of those things were wrong. That's when I go mad. I couldn't stand it! I came here, to hide from a bad guy, and suddenly I became one. If I was the bad guy, I might as well kill Princess Celestia, and that's what I did. As soon as I did that, I grabbed the chaos emerald, and used chaos control. "Well, I'm back to being terrible at chaos control." I कहा to myself, for I ended up on चोटी, शीर्ष of the white house. "At least आप know what you're doing." I hear someone say. I look back, and somehow इंद्रधनुष Dash is with me. "Dash?" I asked surprised. "Why did आप have to kill Twilight?" इंद्रधनुष Dash asks me. She looks like she is about to cry, and I don't blame her. "I'll explain everything but first lets get back to my world, then I'll get आप back to Equestria." इंद्रधनुष Dash agrees, and we get back to Mobius. We sit in a cave and I tell her everything that happened after leaving her cloudhouse. Meanwhile, Robotnik was at his headquarters looking at possible places I dissapeared to. When suddenly, "Sir! We found Sean the hedgehog in a cave with a blue horse." It was Snively, Robotnik's nephew. "Lead me to him," Robotnik demands, "and remember. We want. Him. Alive." They soon head off, and... Let's get back to me and इंद्रधनुष Dash shall we? Before we head off, I soon see something, "Rainbow," I start saying, " I've gone to your house, how would आप like to go to mine?" Ok was the response I get from her. "Here we go," I shout, and we make a break to my house away from Robotnik's army. Once we get inside i explain to इंद्रधनुष Dash about the house. It wasn't really mine, it belonged to my cousin. "Alright now get me back to Equestria," She says impatiently. "Sean? What are आप doing back here?" Sonic asks with Tails and Amy beside him. Basically Tails is a लोमड़ी, फॉक्स with two tails, and Amy is a गुलाबी hedgehog with a red dress. "I had to come back here. Robotnik is दिखा रहा है up and we need to get इंद्रधनुष Dash back to Equestria." After saying that to Sonic I hand him the emerald. He uses chaos control, and were off. As Robotnik shows up he spots us with chaos control. "YOU IDIOTS!" Robotnik shouted at his army of robots, and of course the nazis. Snively was there to, "why didn't आप shoot them?!" He asks. Suddenly a buzz comes from Snively's pocket. "Sir," Snively says to Robotnik, "It says they ended up in a place called Equestria." "Well then," Robotnik says, "we'll just follow them." He grabs his chaos पन्ना and gets his army around him. "Chaos Control!" Robotnik shouts, and they're gone. Once they दिखाना up they look confused. Robotnik is confused along with some anger, "What is this place? Everyone here is a pony!" Soon they see Pinkie Pie, who doesn't know what she is about to get herself into. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are आप guys?"

I let इंद्रधनुष Dash go, but with me, Sonic, Tails, and Amy was Rarity. "It's great to meet आप three," Rarity कहा once she met us. "Great to meet आप to," Sonic replied. Tails and Amy कहा the same as we walked towards the remains of my car. "Wow," Rarity exclaimed, as she saw the burnt muscle car in front of her. "Please fix it," I कहा sadly, "I can't leave without it." If she couldn't fix it, I didn't know what I would do. "I'll try," कहा Rarity. Her unicorn horn lit up, as she tried to cast a spell on fixing my car, and some things inside it. Rarity tried hard, her eyes closed shut, sweat was coming down her head, but soon it was over. The corvette was fixed. "I also made some upgrades during the spell," Rarity announced. "Thank आप Rarity," I said, "I don't know how to thank you," and before Rarity could reply, इंद्रधनुष Dash came back. "Sean, आप gotta help me," she कहा looking worried. "What's the matter?" I asked. "A guy with these robots kidnapped Pinkie Pie," इंद्रधनुष Dash said. "Robotnik" Sonic automatically says. "Let's not panic," Rarity कहा about to panic. "I've got a plan," I soon say. Five मिनटों later, I finish going over the plan with my friends. "Sounds good," इंद्रधनुष Dash said. "and take these," I tell her handing her two mini uzi's. She gives me the 20% कूलर face, says this is so awesome, and takes them. We soon head off to where Pinkie Pie was taken, Princess Celestia's castle. Since I killed Celestia, the गढ़, महल has been vacant, until Robotnik's army took over. When we get in we soon get a welcoming comitee. "halt!" shouts a badnik, guarding the entrance. Sonic jumps on him, and we go into the castle. We soon here someone shouting for help, then getting told to shut up, या she would be dead. We found what we were looking for. Tails shot the enemy protecting the cell with our friend stuck inside. "We got to get her out." Rarity informed us. "You might want to stand back," I tell Pinkie. As she gets back, I पंच the bars, and Pinkie is able to be free. As she gets out of her cell Pinkie goes towards my cousin, and his फ्रेंड्स and says, "Hi I'm Pink.." "We don't have time for that," इंद्रधनुष Dash interrupts. "Yes. We need to kill Robotnik, and save Equestria." I say. "Speaking of Robotnik where is he?" Sonic asks. "He went with his entire army to take over everything." Pinkie कहा sadly. "Don't worry," I कहा reassuring Pinkie, "We'll save this place." During our खोजिए for Robotnik, we find nearly every टट्टू that lived in Ponyville, carrying weapons of sorts. "I guess आप want to शामिल होइए us to stop Robotnik?" I ask stupidly. "Yes," Donut Joe replied. Much of the यूनिकॉर्न were using magic to give all the ponies guns, somewhat like mine. "Allright," I start to say, "We've got our army, where is the enemy?" "Right here," Robotnik says flying in I don't know what it is, but I don't give a shit. "You've got a lot of nerve trying to attack this place," I shout at Robotnik. "Why are आप protecting it?" He soon asks. "These ponies have done stuff for me, I'm going to do something for them." I say, I get very angry, as Robotnik tries to turn everyone against me, but it doesn't work. Robotnik realizes this and shouts at his army of badniks, and nazis (some of the nazis are mechanics) saying "Hiel Robotnik! Equestria will be ours!" "I doubt that," I start to say, then I find myself shouting, "Everyone!" I shout, "ATTACK!" This was it, the fight for Equestria was on.

Half a मिनट after the war started, everyone on both sides stopped fighting. For during the battle, someone used chaos control. It was not a person fighting against his opponent, it was someone that just showed up in a yellow charger. In the car was a black hedgehog that had white fuzz on his chest. "Shadow," Robotnik yelled, "What took आप so long?" The hedgehog did not get out of his car, and all he कहा was, "We gonna कुतिया, मतलबी and moan, या kill people?" With that, he drove towards Pinkie Pie and nearly hit her. "I'm going after him" I कहा climibing into my car, to chase after Shadow. Both of our cars were from 1969, but Shadows was faster then mine, द्वारा two miles. We both pull out pistols, only mine is a revolver, and Shadow's is a Desert Eagle. We don't put the windows down, we just shoot each other. Meanwhile इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Fluttershy were with Rarity. They had to bring Twilight Sparkle back to life in order to use the elements of harmony, and defeat Robotnik's army. "Get to it," इंद्रधनुष Dash demanded. While Rarity was casting the spell, a bullet flew by, just missing इंद्रधनुष Dash's head. "More nazis, cast that spell!" this time Fluttershy was talking. As her two pegasus फ्रेंड्स helped fight enemies away from her Rarity worked hard casting the spell to bring Twilight back from the dead. It was a tough job, and sweat was going down Rarity's head again. At last the spell was complete, and Twilight came back to life, "What happened?" she asked. Then she noticed Fluttershy and इंद्रधनुष Dash carrying guns. "What are they carrying?!" Twilight asked freaking out. "That's not important," Rarity explained, "A man is trying to take Equestria from us-" "And we need the elements of Harmony to defeat him." interrupted Twilight. "Let's get this over with!" इंद्रधनुष Dash कहा after killing all the enemies that were there. "How long do we have to do this?" बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती complained. "Long enough for the others to find the elements of harmony." Pinkie said. After telling बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती this Robotnik soon left. He overheard Pinkie Pie telling बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती about the element of harmony. "Where the fuck is he going?" Sonic asked chasing after Robotnik. During the process he killed a few badniks, and punched a nazi in the face. I was still chasing Shadow when he pulled out a chaos emerald, he was going to use chaos control, so I shot it before he could use it. "YOU DOUCHEBAG!!" he shouted, "LOOK WHAT आप DID!!" "Oh wow, I'm sorry," I replied sarcastically. After that he rammed my car, and I did the same. We kept on hitting each others cars when we saw the railroad crossing in front of us. There was a train about to पार करना, क्रॉस the tracks, and I had a chaos emerald. I could push Shadow's car into the train, and use chaos control, and that's what I did. As I escaped from the fiery inferno caused द्वारा Shadow's car being hit द्वारा a train Shadow was shouting out his last before his death, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill द्वारा Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every टट्टू was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, द्वारा running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw her Desert Eagle at another nazi, grabbed an MP40 from the one she killed, and blew the brains out of that nazi. "They have to be here somewhere." Twilight shouted, trying to find the elements with Rarity. इंद्रधनुष Dash and Fluttershy were watching guard. "How come आप have two guns?" asked Fluttershy. "How come आप have a big gun?" इंद्रधनुष Dash asked pointing at the Thompson her yellow friend was carrying. While they were switching weapons, they noticed Robotnik heading towards them. "I've got आप now!" Robotnik said, "I've got you!" Sonic कहा pushing Robotnik so that he missed the ponies he was shooting at. "You goddamn rodent!" he shouted "You made me miss!" Sonic just stared and said, "That was the plan." With Robotnik focused on the elements of harmony, he saw Twilight and Rarity carrying the box that contained the six magic weapons. "Give them to me!" Robotnik shouted as he flew past इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Fluttershy pushing them out of his way. The two pegasus ponies got back up, and started shooting at the man with the नारंगी, ऑरेंज mustache.
Activating his shield, Robotnik laughed and gave the four ponies, plus a blue hedgehog the finger. "Now," Robotnik कहा smiling, "About those elements of harmony. I'll be taking them. So fuck you." "Fuck you!" इंद्रधनुष Dash shouted, and with one mighty kick she deactivated the shield. Robotnik still got the elements, and flew away. Sonic jumped and grabbed them back, while kicking Robotnik out of his flying machine. Robotnik shouted, and fell to the ground. He was still alive, but he was injured badly. "I'll deal with Robuttnik, आप get the elements of harmony to the others." Sonic said. With the four ponies leaving to find their फ्रेंड्स Sonic walked towards his bald headed foe. Then he did a spindash slicing Robotnik in half. "So long RobotDick." कहा the bloody Sonic. Twilight was running towards the ponies that were fighting off Robotnik's army. Once they got back I was confused about something. "Where did Sonic go?" I ask. "He just killed Robotnik, it was pretty bloody." इंद्रधनुष Dash said. I gave my thanks, and drove off to find my cousin. "Pinkie, Applejack. Come here." Twilight ordered. As the two ponies arrived इंद्रधनुष Dash was killing several nazis. Twilight gave her फ्रेंड्स the elements and things were going as planned. The six फ्रेंड्स stared, and smiled at there enemies with their eyes glowing. Then, every badnik, and nazi was dead. When I found Sonic he was still staring at the guy he just killed. "Hey," i said. Sonic replied saying the same thing I said. "I know it might be hard for you." I said, "but trust me. आप did well. The ponies used the elements of harmony, and everything is over." We get into the car and drive back to our friends, having just ended the war after one battle. When we दिखाना up, I notice Princess Celestia, the mighty Alicorn i killed for standing up to the fillies I killed, because they were bullying someone. I then notice they were back to life as well. We stop, and i get out of the car, "I thought I killed you." I कहा nervously. "You did," Celestia responded, "but the elements of Harmony brought me, and these two fillies back to life." "Who are आप anyway?" I ask the filly. "I'm Diamond Tiara, who do आप think I am?" She asked, with her usual annoying voice. "A queen," I responded, then I started laughing. Rarity laughs with me while Diamond Tiara stares at me. "Whats so funny?" she asked, not knowing of the nickname she was given. "Nothing. I have to go." I कहा as Tails, and Amy get on the car with Sonic holding a chaos emerald. "Chaos Control." Sonic shouts, and we leave. One week later, इंद्रधनुष Dash was standing द्वारा Princess Celestia's गढ़, महल where the Equestria war took place. As she stares remembering the intense battle a horn goes off twice. After that, she hears someone calling her name, and shouting Rainbow! I'm back. As she looks behind herself she sees a grey hedgehog driving a 1969 corvette. Do आप know any other grey hedgehogs driving a corvette? "Sean! You're back," इंद्रधनुष Dash कहा excitedly. "Of course, I promised Pinkie I would visit her once a week. She didn't believe me so I made a pinkie promise to keep my promise." इंद्रधनुष Dash and I soon start to laugh. "How about another race?" Dash asked. "Last one to sugarcube is buying a cake." I said, and the race began. At first इंद्रधनुष Dash was in the lead, mostly because I was racing her in my car. When we got closer, I shifted into चोटी, शीर्ष gear and took the lead, then we soon went up a hill. I look in the mirror, and see इंद्रधनुष Dash talking to herself. "The little pegasus that could." I कहा to myself. Once we go downhill Dash took the lead again. We were getting close, but it becomes a tie. "Well," I कहा getting out of my car, "It's a tie. I guess were both buying a cake." We go inside anoieaht98ghioewrjfdjht4wejirj


"SEAN MIGHT HAVE DEFEATED ME, BUT I WILL GET REVENGE! Hahahahahaha!" kintobor said.

Who is Kintobor? I have no fucking idea!
 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best फ्रेंड्स on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow लेख creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made और लेखाए than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my चोटी, शीर्ष 5 प्रिय लेखाए from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was कहा to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of फ्रेंड्स my own age. It’s not like I had no फ्रेंड्स in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy घंटा for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun आग was a good दिन in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: आप watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are आप anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do आप say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: आप had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours पूर्व
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask आप a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need आप to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are आप the new आग mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another टट्टू on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, आप must be my new आग mare....
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One घंटा later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told आप not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Hello, everyone. And, I give आप the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer अंतरिक्ष stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to दिखाना a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were आप guys expecting. With that I will see आप all अगला time
posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as बादल Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final कल्पना 7. And if आप know me, you'd know that Final कल्पना 7 is one of my प्रिय games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with बादल mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about बादल looking...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: पालना (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity समुद्र तट (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
आप know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE आप FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little कुतिया, मतलबी of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless आप find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. इंद्रधनुष Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, या will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… आप know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this ऐनीमे is kind of a horror ऐनीमे (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first ऐनीमे that has zombies in it. Now, I प्यार anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, फिल्में like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and टेलीविज़न shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only दिखाना I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. आप get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her द्वारा thinking she was a ghost. इंद्रधनुष Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are आप dreaming about the time आप thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope आप don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure आप don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, आप have two options. आप can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, या आप can spend a दिन with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right आप will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful दिन here at the...
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