Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
*Map Blows Away*
Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm लॉस्ट now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.
Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*
Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! आप promise not to lose it this time? आप know what happens when we lose the map......
Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did आप get here?
Wind: So this is what happens when आप lose a map, आप पार करना, क्रॉस dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if आप need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.
Jared: हे Wind, wait! I was thinking आप and I could do a series together, आप know? Like one on-
Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.
Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D लोल OMG BRNED
Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help आप with your article.
Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)
Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET येशु CHRIST.
Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?
Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this दिखाना on the road.
Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
Today's Opening: link
Part 1: Posts
"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"
Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.
"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"
Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.
"Saw sum litle 12year old पढ़ना in the| पुस्तकालय today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"
Wind: I प्यार how आप can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing आप seem to care about. And yet, this twelve साल old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.
"It's a good thing हैलोवीन didn't fall on the 13th this साल cuz that would be really scary! :\"
Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D
Part 2: Memes
"Y U No?"
Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, आप make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!
"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"
Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...
"One Does Not Simply"
Jared: One does not simply make आप SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach आप NOTHING when he कहा "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?
"Prepare Yourself"
Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.
Part 3: Yahoo Questions
"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"
Jared: Best answer? आप don't.
"What is the meaning of procrastination?"
Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell आप later.....
"Can आप get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"
Jared's Response
"Why are deep fried मछली so ugly?"
Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of आप either.
Part 4: गूगल Searches
"How To Get Away With Murder"
Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".
"Lack टोस्ट and tolerate"
Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself और than I do right now.
"What would happen if I ate myself?"
Jared: World peace.
"Why can I feel my own heart?"
Wind: Did आप perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating या something?
Finale: Trends
"Reality Shows"
Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy द्वारा talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.
"Selfies"
Wind: Oh yes, because I'd प्यार to see your face again for the two-billionth time फेसबुक friend who I may या may not forget about completely after high school.
"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"
Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.
11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN
"Feat."
Wind: येशु Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped आप with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.
"Twerking"
Jared: I like आप and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have आप started? o____O
"Dead People Jokes"
Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.
(End.)
Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't आप agree Wind?
Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.
Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, आप can go घर now!
Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.
Wikipedia: I'll help आप get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-
Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*
Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, आप know?
Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.
Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)
Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)
*Pushes Button*
(Thanks so much for पढ़ना me and Windwakerguy430's new लेख series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope आप enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if आप liked this!)
(We'll see आप guys in People These Days अगला time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)
(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to वींडवेकर्गाई430 for collaborating with me.)
(Next episode will be uploaded द्वारा Windwakerguy430.)
Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between आप and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell आप all my प्रिय boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this सूची contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, आप have been warned. So, with that, here we go.
#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the सूची then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, द्वारा todays...
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Bowser
#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the सूची then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, द्वारा todays...
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
So remember back in the good ol days of the 90s and early 2000s where playing video games made आप a violence loving psychopath? Well if that’s the case, then I think I should be a doctor now cause I have done so much surgery in Trauma Team. And to note, I have not played any of the Trauma Center games. This is the only one I have played.
Back when I was in need of some Wii games and only had Brawl on my list, one of the games I had gotten was Trauma Team, a game I and according to the sales, no one has heard of. The game has six different kinds of characters, all with their own kinds...
