Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do आप want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are आप telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I प्यार power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If आप do it, I will buy आप lunch all of अगला week
Wind: ………….
(Later)
Wind: (Sitting in the student faculty room) That Chinese खाना is mine
Cody: (Walks in) Hey, faggot face
James: (Walks in) Hi
Wind: What the fu- What are आप guys doing here
Cody: Well, we failed so miserably on the history test, that we weren’t allowed to go on the field trip
Wind: Oh well. It’s just Washington. It’s just a major sign of Capitalism. Nothing special.
James: Well, me and Cody are going rolling chair racing. Want to शामिल होइए us
Wind: What is this, a fucking Jackass movie? No
(Later)
James and Cody: (Racing down the hallway and they both crash into each, falling on the floor in pain)
Wind: (Laughs) I never कहा anything about not spectating
Cody: (Gets up) Okay, let’s try something else
James: Like what?
(Later)
Cody and James: (In the workshop room, fighting each other with saw blades)
Wind: Come on. Hit him in the jugular
Hannah: (Walks in) What the fuck is going on here
James: Um….. Saw blade jousting
Hannah: I swear to god, your all idiots. Especially आप Wind
Wind: What the hell did I do. Their the ones handling dangerous equipment
Hannah: आप sat and watch like a goddamn psychopath. You’re the worst one here
Cody: Yeah he is
Wind: Cody, I will fucking end you.
Hannah: And here I thought I could trust you
Wind: आप actually trusted me to watch a building with no one around that I could easily turn into a Darwinist facility in a matter of सेकंड्स if I wanted to?
Hannah: Um…….. Well………………. Huh…….. I didn’t think that through
Wind: Yeah आप didn’t. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job (To Cody and James) Okay, back to the fight
Hannah: Oh no आप don’t. आप are going back to the student faculty room right now
Wind: I’m going to go with no and continue watching this
Hannah: Wind, if आप don’t get up right now, I will-
Wind: Will what? Insult me to death. Go ahead, I’ve heard them all
Hannah: Okay, that’s it (Picks up a saw blade and throws it at him)
Wind: (Dodges the blade quickly) Oh, so now we’re getting to the whole fratricide thing, huh? Okay, I can do that (Picks up the saw blade and throws it back at her)
Hannah: (Dodges and throws another saw blade at him)
Wind: (Dodges) Ha, आप missed (The saw blade ends up hitting a gas tank) (Wind turns) Oh fu-
(The अगला Day)
Teachers: (They come back to see a large chunk of the school blown up)
Principal: HANNAH! WHAT WERE आप THINKING, THROWING A SAW BLADE AROUND FOR FUN!
Hannah: (Crying) I don’t know
Principal: आप COULD HAVE GOTTEN WIND AND HIS फ्रेंड्स KILLED! I SEE THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT ENTRUSTING YOU! WIND AND HIS COMPANIONS ARE WHAT MAKE THIS SCHOOL GREAT, AND आप NEARLY KILLED THEM!
Wind: Well, maybe she was just stressed. I can’t blame her
Principal: (Calms down as he talks to Wind) I am so sorry आप were almost killed. I will make sure she is punished for this. आप just enjoy your time off of school
Wind: Of course, Principal. I look आगे to coming back (Walks off, grinning evilly) (And just like that, Hannah is nothing और than a sobbing mess. Without power over me, she will lose it, and I will be victorious, as usual)