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About a week ago, I was sitting in my Anatomy class. The first thing I need to mention is that, for a class about Anatomy, it is one of the hardest classes. I don’t know jack shit about the human body या some stuff like that. But, my teacher was a pretty cool guy. He would usually listen to blaring metal संगीत while we worked on our projects, gave a whole lot of free time, and, on occasions, would play acoustic गिटार to the students. One day, when we were being taught about joints and muscles. Now, this would just be like any ordinary day… if it wasn’t for the fact that our teacher had brought in a garbage bin full of chickens. Now, I had no idea what was going on until our teacher told me that we would be dissecting these chickens right now. I had already gotten used to dissecting back in middle school. But I dissected a frog. And a chicken is much bigger than a frog. So, the teacher handed gave a chicken for each group. And since I never have a partner in this class, I had to dissect my own chicken. So, I started द्वारा slicing open the back of the chicken. But for some crazy reason, my teacher thought that this would be a good time to start playing metal music. I mean, seriously man? Are आप really going to make me cut open a chicken while listening to music. Well, yes, he was. And not only that, but I had to tear out the chickens spine, since it was in the way, while he was still playing music. So, I tore out the chickens spine, Mortal Kombat style, while my teacher kept playing loud metal that I haven’t heard before. Is he sure this won’t create at least one serial killer या organ harvester? Oh, and goody, he also offered to let us take the organs घर with us afterwards. I mean come on man. I just tore out a chickens spine, sliced him in half, and chopped off his limbs. I think taking his organs is taking it too far. So, yeah, if आप guys hear about some grisly murder in Oxford, I think I will be able to tell that this killer took Anatomy
It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic ऐनीमे the other दिन and it finally came to my head. A सवाल that haunts almost EVERY single ऐनीमे and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many ऐनीमे in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES आप COULD GO TO WOULD आप PICK A CLASSROOM TO दिखाना YOUR ऐनीमे IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES आप COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another दिन in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I कहा to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, या insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those फिल्में that is hated, weather द्वारा fans, critics, या the world in general, but आप just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: टर्मिनेटर 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, प्रशंसकों were hyped for the अगला one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They कहा that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one या two characters that आप can interact with. However, there are those characters that आप just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If आप like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the सूची because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when आप pick up a rupee या are fighting enemies, she will always come and give आप सलाह that आप already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very सेकंड they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a सूची about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN और disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the और disturbing things in the media, द्वारा what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when आप think of Pokemon, आप think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered द्वारा a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes आप test your abilities, giving आप a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, या is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes आप wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, आप will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack द्वारा a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes द्वारा train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are आप doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get आप out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and प्लेस्टेशन 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in प्यार with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel खरीडिए was closed at night, as most of the shops in लंडन were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was दिया night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin लॉस्ट his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of आप that own a Playstation, I'm sure आप know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great खाड़ी, बे Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ आप sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. आप see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. आप know what, screw it, I wont सवाल the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be और specific. Crimson skies is a game where आप play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, आप play the whole game in a fighter plane around the साल 1940. Now, its a lot और fun then आप think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: मकड़ी Zeppelin
The मकड़ी Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask आप something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want आप to do this alone. Unless आप want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, आप did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of फ्रेंड्स my own age. It’s not like I had no फ्रेंड्स in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy घंटा for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun आग was a good दिन in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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