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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one द्वारा far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, द्वारा far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway, we went to this one spot to just do stuff. We hung around, just spending a bunch of time looking at trees, plants, and other boring shit no kid cares about anymore. So anyway, I decided to go out for a walk. My parents, knowing that I wasn’t a total dumbass, were okay with this, so I went and started walking around on the trail, with a stick, pretending I was in Lord of the Rings या something (Remember, this is the same age when I thought being shot in the back with a BB bullet was a great idea). So, as I am walking, I then get hit right in the damn face with this terrible smell. I then clutch my nose, and I say, as calm as I possibly can “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!?” Okay, so, I didn’t really shout like a maniac, but आप get the idea. So, I decide to go and find what this smell is. And of course, I can tell I am getting closer, because as I am getting closer, the smell gets worse and worse. So, when I am looking, I then see this giant pile on the ground, which doesn’t seem to fit in with the environment. So, I walk over to it, and… द्वारा god, what I saw nearly made me lose my shit. It is this big dog, a Golden Retriever I think, with it’s stomach torn open, but thankfully no insides, just it’s rib cage, and it’s skull was showing, but there was still फर on the damn thing. So, when my parents come near my, they see this thing, and they start freaking out. So, I ask what the hell this is doing here, and they say that it is just a pile of leaves. Now, I may not have been the smartest kid, but I think I was smart enough to tell this was a fucking dead dog. So, we get the hell out of there, and for good reason. But, before we leave the park, my parents stop off at the park ranger's office, to tell them about the dog. Now, I didn’t know what they would do, but when I went back to the park a few weeks later, I saw that the portion of the park that had the dead dog was closed down. I asked my parents, and they कहा that the park rangers were trying to get this sorted out. They कहा that after they got the dog taken care of, they would open that place back up…. They never did. All that happened seven years पूर्व and they still haven’t gotten the problem sorted out yet. I am pretty sure that द्वारा now, that body has long since decomposed into the ground. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing left to clean up there. Unless there is some psychotic dog killer on the loose in that area, I don’t think we need to keep this place closed any longer.
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: टैको, taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, टैको, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, हे Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Nate: (Drives car down सड़क, स्ट्रीट in city)
Emma: So, do आप know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. आप know, with खाना and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting आप choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the हुड, डाकू of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down सड़क, स्ट्रीट with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would आप like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as और and और of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the और हाल का sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, या chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson मोटरसाइकल on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle अगला to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Source: Detroit
posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, कुतिया, मतलबी
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will आप stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first लेख of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where आप play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and आप have a choice to be good या evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this लेख contains spoilers)

Boss: हड्डा, ततैया Queen
The हड्डा, ततैया क्वीन is the...
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. आप invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. आप 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how आप found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a साल या two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought आप were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...
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Song: link

 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and एनीमेशन allows people to do things that आप couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to प्यार animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still प्यार the एनीमेशन of कार्टून and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with आप all एनीमेशन styles द्वारा creators that I प्यार the most. Some आप may like, and some I may get आप to like. So, let’s start with the...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed द्वारा the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a साल after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss या even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are प्रशंसकों of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack द्वारा dragons. So, with the use of...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, आप always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, आप don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...
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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done द्वारा Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for आप all, not a Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: आप know, आप shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did आप hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase आप forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a पेड़ stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. आप look very adorable. I gotta take आप to meet some friends....
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality द्वारा making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get आप a new weapon, levels आप up, या gives आप money. However, there are THOSE survivors. आप know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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