Now, after I made my चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot और lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many और lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the और nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character आप meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th दीवार और times than a Sgt. Frog episode, द्वारा stating that a boss is about to appear because the संगीत changes. It’s just hilarious. Then again, if आप had to be in a bears backpack all your life, of course you’d be as rude as Kazooie.



#9: New Destroyman from No और हीरोस 2 - There’s two of this guy, and it is fucking amazing. NEXT!



#8: Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley from Madworld - Oh, my god. These guys are just hilarious in every sense of the word. Sure, they may never appear once in the entire game, but they are just so goddamn amusing, it is hard to not प्यार their comments. Every time someone gets impaled, decapitated, या sliced in half, these guys need to make a joke about their deaths. And, no matter how hard आप try, it is always funny. They also have to talk about their own problems. One of them having a drug problem, as well as having multiple injuries after competing in Deathwatch, and the other getting a divorce and just talking about his ex-wife cheating on him with everyone. It’s just so goddamn funny, and I really hope these guys return if they make a Madworld 2. COME ON, SEGA! WE’RE WAITING



#7: Johnny Gat from Saints Row - This guy is the textbook definition of sadist. All of his plans consist of killing hundreds of people, and he isn’t afraid to tell them. Hell, one of the characters actually says his only plans are to get a sledgehammer and hit as many people as possible with it. He also has a hard time deciding which weapon he is going to use for each job. And, everytime he does, it’s fucking comedy gold. He treats all these crimes like its his goddamn job, and it is fantastic to see how this unfolds. I’m just glad they brought him back for Saints Row VI… even if he was brought back in the stupidest way possible



#6: Francis from Left 4 Dead - Now, whenever आप think of a zombie outbreak, do आप think of a guy who is always insulting others while talking about the very thing he hates. Well, that’s Francis for you. Sure, I could have put Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 here, but Francis is even worse, but in a good way. He is always talking about the things he hates, even though he needs to do it. And, he is always happy to shoot any Infected. I swear, he gets a joy ride out of the outbreak. Kinda messed up when आप think about it



#5: Dr. Cunningham from Trauma Team - Now, doctors are always trying to stay focused, so they can save peoples lives. Not Dr. Cunningham. He is always making smartass टिप्पणियाँ to everyone in the hospital. Hell, even after he got a divorce and his wife took their son, he just shrugs it off and keeps making smartass comments. He’ll go from mocking one of his co-workers friends, to tearing up an invitation because it wasn’t something that interested him. If this is what doctors in hospitals are like, I should get diseases और often. At least I’ll get a laugh out of it



#4: Trevor Phillips from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, even though Michael was on my last list, I completely forgot that Trevor easily takes first place on the biggest douchebag of the Grand Theft Auto series. He is a massive drunk, drug pusher, drug dealer, thief, robber, murderer, possible cannibal, and a bunch of other messed up shit. And, he actually accepts these things and is glad to have these sort of things. He knows he’s fucked up and he loves it. My god, Rockstar must have had a lot of fun when they were making this guy



#3: Godot from Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Yeah, this guy was bound to be here. And how not. Godot is a man who really hates Phoenix because of something Phoenix failed to do, and always calls him Phoenix Trite. He also always refers to everyone in insulting ways. Even going so far as to insult Phoenix’s hair style. Not to mention, he treats coffee like its a fucking religion. I’m not kidding. He drinks sixteen cups each case, he always talks about how a situation is like coffee, and he actually tosses it in Phoenix’s face. It’s fucking hilarious. I just hope we see him in और ga-- Oh, right…. we won’t…… NEVERMIND



#2: Hades from Kid Icarus - Now, what is the best way to describe Hades. Simple. A FUCKING TROLL! He always comes at the worst possible times just to insult Pit and mention how dumb he is. It’s so goddamn funny. Hell, he actually gives off a fucking Troll Face at one point in the game. How funny is that. And, not only does he insult Pit, but he also comes back as the final boss, because, hell, he knows that he is the true main villain of the game, and he isn’t afraid to fuck up the 4th दीवार to prove it. But, he still didn’t make number one



#1: Deadpool from Deadpool - WAIT! Deadpool isn’t a video game character. He’s a comic book character. True, but, this is my list. And he has a game about him. So, SHUT IT! Deadpool could easily be described as the most insane character ever. Yes, even और then Pinkie Pie. AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING! He is always constantly breaking the 4th wall, pretty much annihilating it. He is always wanting to kill villains, whether द्वारा cutting them up या shooting them like crazy. He doesn’t give a shit. He just goes around and does whatever he wants. And, goddamn, it’s hilarious. He’s insane. He’s selfish. He’s a pervert. He’s a sociopath. He’s DEFINITELY as psychopath. And he is the greatest video game douchebag ever

Well, there आप go. Did आप like the सूची at all. Tell me what आप think. With that, I will see आप all अगला time.