आप died…. What else do आप want. आप just died… Okay, fine. आप then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, आप came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And आप said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And आप just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. आप got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated आप from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways आप die in these stories”.
And आप said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, आप are going to be reborn. And, I believe आप will be reborn as… A… हम्सटर with a birth defect”.
आप said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And आप said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. आप are everyone”?
Confused, आप said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
आप said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And आप were John Wilkes Booth”.
आप said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
आप said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, आप were only sleeping with yourself”.
आप stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then आप said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent आप on your way
End of Part 2
I said, “I am God”?
And आप said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And आप just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. आप got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated आप from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways आप die in these stories”.
And आप said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, आप are going to be reborn. And, I believe आप will be reborn as… A… हम्सटर with a birth defect”.
आप said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And आप said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. आप are everyone”?
Confused, आप said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
आप said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And आप were John Wilkes Booth”.
आप said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
आप said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, आप were only sleeping with yourself”.
आप stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then आप said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent आप on your way
End of Part 2
Now, guess what........... There is a क्रीपीपास्ता about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare आप all for the stupidest thing आप will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. आप know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare आप all for the stupidest thing आप will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. आप know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take