Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will आप stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, आप better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No आप won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see आप again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, आप creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag आप around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree: Well, anyway, Link, I need आप to take this bottle of water
Link: Okay.
Great Deku Tree: Get into your boat.
Link: Got it
Great Deku Tree: Then travel to eight different islands
Link: Wait, what.
Great Deku Tree: Pour the water onto eight different trees
Link: What.
Great Deku Tree: Before the water dries out in twenty minutes.
Link: Are आप fucking serious.
Great Deku Tree: (Happily) Yes, I am fucking serious.
Link: That ship can barely get to one island in an hour.
Great Deku Tree: That is none of my concern. Now, get out of here and get to work.
Link: Motherfu-
(Later, at a smaller island)
Link: Goddamn, we only have one last island left, and we still have five मिनटों left. I think we’ll make it (Notices there is no way towards the other side of the island but to fight off monster, and jump across platforms) Fuck. My. LIFE.
(A few मिनटों later)
Link: (To Korko) Okay, here is the damn water
Korok: OUR PEOPLE WILL RULE OVER आप PATHETIC HUMANS
Link: Fantastic. (Pours water on tree, but nothing happens) Was that supposed to do something
Korok: THIS IS HUMAN WATER! IT IS INEFFECTIVE!
Link: WHAT! You’re telling me that I just went through all that shit, and now, I have to go through all that shit again.
Korok: YES!
Link: MOTHERFU-
Medley: (Flies by) Link?
Link: WHAT?!
Medley: I got आप another bottle full of Forest Water, so that way, आप won’t have to go through all that again.
Link: What, आप really did this? Why? I mean, I do treat आप like crap, and I do try to kill आप in your sleep ever since टेट्रा invited आप onto the ship. Why would आप help me.
Medley: Because, I प्यार you, Link. Sure, I do smell your hair, and I do try to chain आप up to the दीवार to make आप mine forever, but, I do care about you.
Link: … Well, I guess I could-
Korok: WATER! POUR ONTO TREE! NOW!
Link: Okay, fuck (Pours water onto tree, making it grow)
Tree: HA HA HA! THANK YOU, PATHETIC HUMAN! NOW, US पेड़ PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS WORLD! TAKE THIS AS A SIGN OF OUR GRATITUDE! CHARISHE IT WITH WHAT LITTLE TIME आप HAVE, HUMAN! (Spits out two hundred rupees)
Link: (Not Caring) Hooray
(Later, on the ship)
Medley: So, Link, do आप care about me now.
Link: Medley… I hate everyone alive. I could create massive genocide, and the deaths of millions wouldn’t affect me. I could chuck a brick at a newborn baby, and wouldn’t feel sympathy for it. Same goes for anyone.
Medley: Oh…..
Link: But, I guess I do have some respect for you, Medley… Do know that it is little. Still, it’s और respect than I have for anyone.
Medley: (Happily) Okay, I’ll take that. Does that mean we can have sex now
Link: Still not gonna happen. Not a chance in hell I will commit bestiality just because I respect you.
Medley: Can I at least feel your hair.
Link: Fine
Medley: (Feels his hair, moaning with pleasure)
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: Will आप stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, आप better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No आप won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see आप again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, आप creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag आप around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree: Well, anyway, Link, I need आप to take this bottle of water
Link: Okay.
Great Deku Tree: Get into your boat.
Link: Got it
Great Deku Tree: Then travel to eight different islands
Link: Wait, what.
Great Deku Tree: Pour the water onto eight different trees
Link: What.
Great Deku Tree: Before the water dries out in twenty minutes.
Link: Are आप fucking serious.
Great Deku Tree: (Happily) Yes, I am fucking serious.
Link: That ship can barely get to one island in an hour.
Great Deku Tree: That is none of my concern. Now, get out of here and get to work.
Link: Motherfu-
(Later, at a smaller island)
Link: Goddamn, we only have one last island left, and we still have five मिनटों left. I think we’ll make it (Notices there is no way towards the other side of the island but to fight off monster, and jump across platforms) Fuck. My. LIFE.
(A few मिनटों later)
Link: (To Korko) Okay, here is the damn water
Korok: OUR PEOPLE WILL RULE OVER आप PATHETIC HUMANS
Link: Fantastic. (Pours water on tree, but nothing happens) Was that supposed to do something
Korok: THIS IS HUMAN WATER! IT IS INEFFECTIVE!
Link: WHAT! You’re telling me that I just went through all that shit, and now, I have to go through all that shit again.
Korok: YES!
Link: MOTHERFU-
Medley: (Flies by) Link?
Link: WHAT?!
Medley: I got आप another bottle full of Forest Water, so that way, आप won’t have to go through all that again.
Link: What, आप really did this? Why? I mean, I do treat आप like crap, and I do try to kill आप in your sleep ever since टेट्रा invited आप onto the ship. Why would आप help me.
Medley: Because, I प्यार you, Link. Sure, I do smell your hair, and I do try to chain आप up to the दीवार to make आप mine forever, but, I do care about you.
Link: … Well, I guess I could-
Korok: WATER! POUR ONTO TREE! NOW!
Link: Okay, fuck (Pours water onto tree, making it grow)
Tree: HA HA HA! THANK YOU, PATHETIC HUMAN! NOW, US पेड़ PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS WORLD! TAKE THIS AS A SIGN OF OUR GRATITUDE! CHARISHE IT WITH WHAT LITTLE TIME आप HAVE, HUMAN! (Spits out two hundred rupees)
Link: (Not Caring) Hooray
(Later, on the ship)
Medley: So, Link, do आप care about me now.
Link: Medley… I hate everyone alive. I could create massive genocide, and the deaths of millions wouldn’t affect me. I could chuck a brick at a newborn baby, and wouldn’t feel sympathy for it. Same goes for anyone.
Medley: Oh…..
Link: But, I guess I do have some respect for you, Medley… Do know that it is little. Still, it’s और respect than I have for anyone.
Medley: (Happily) Okay, I’ll take that. Does that mean we can have sex now
Link: Still not gonna happen. Not a chance in hell I will commit bestiality just because I respect you.
Medley: Can I at least feel your hair.
Link: Fine
Medley: (Feels his hair, moaning with pleasure)
TO BE CONTINUED
Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very सेकंड they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list
#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Antonio Montana
#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes आप test your abilities, giving आप a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, या is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.
#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Zubat
#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. या rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade या Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY टिड्डी video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big प्रशंसक of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their पुस्तकालय that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a टिड्डी game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play टिड्डी games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
