Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes द्वारा train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are आप doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get आप out of here before आप get fined for trespassing, P Diddy
TK: Call my P Diddy one और time. I dare you
Chuck: Okay, fine.... Can I call आप P Dog?
TK: ....... (To Soldiers) Please kill him (Soldiers shoot at Chuck)
Chuck: Uh-oh (Jumps out of the way, but throws axe at one soldier, hitting him in the head, then grabs his gun and kills the other soldiers) Man, आप guys do't look to good. Do आप need a bandaid या something
TK: Oh, fuck this (Gets on train and it moves)
Chuck: Oh, no आप don't. (Chases him with motorcycle) I STILL NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH (Jumps on to train, and kills soldiers while walking through train) Outta my way. I gotta see P Diddy (Finally makes it to the front of the train)
TK: For gods sake, how can a idiot like आप catch up so quickly
Chuck: P Diddy, as much as I hate hurting famous people, आप gotta pay for what आप did
TK: For what. Starting a zombie outbreak and framing आप for it
Chuck: No. For trespassing
TK: ...... YOu know what, fuck it, I'm killing आप my self (Shoots at Chuck)
Chuck: I've been shot at a lot today
TK: (Disconnects trains and drives off)
Chuck: (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, are आप okay
Chuck: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I met P Diddy, he told me he started the outbreak, then he shot at me
Stacey: Wait, TK started this
Chuck: And I got shot at too. All in one day.
Stacey: Well, आप should find Katey some और Zombrex. She'll need it soon
Chuck: Okay, I'll find some Zomchex
Stacey: It's Zombrex
Chuck: Reflex?
Stacey: (Annoyed sigh)
(Later, at restaurant)
Chuck: Man, I am hungry. I could eat anything right about now
Antoine: Ah, hello. आप must be the खाना critic (Notices Chuck's clothes) Even though आप are wearing a bike suit, but, that's not the point. Anyway, I'm glad आप could make it. I have prepared an amazing dish. I call it Antoine's Stew. It is made with small potatos, carrots, kidney beans, beef, seasoning, and humans
Chuck: Wait, what was that last one
Antoine: Seasoning, and a little bit of... broccoli.
Chuck: Broccoli? Eww. I don't like broccoli
Antoine: What? What are you, seven
Chuck: Of course not, I'm a big boy
Antoine: Something tell me आप are not the reviewer.
Chuck: Nope
Antoine: Oh........ Okay....... Well then..... I guess I'm just going to kill you
Chuck: Okay
Antoine: But, first, I'm going to laugh like a crazy person (Laughs psychotically)
Chuck: Uh........ Okay
Antoine: (Keeps laughing)
Chuck: .............. I'm gonna go now
Antoine: (Stops) Hey, not, get back here you, so I can fi-
Chuck: (Takes plate) Eh, bored (Throws plate at Antoine)
Antoine: (Stumbles) Ah, are आप crazy. आप just threw a plate at me
Chuck: Yeah, I just don't wanna fight right no-
Antoine: (Stumbles into fryer and gets killed)
Chuck: ............. Oops (Runs off)
(Later, in सुरक्षित House)
Chuck: (Gives Katey Zombrex)
Chuck: There
Katey: I'm sorry
Chuck: Sorry? For what
Katey: Im sorry that my dad couldn;t have a और successful job and instead does some of the stupidest things imaginable to get our money, which makes us सवाल how humanity managed to survive this long
Chuck: (Not hearing what she said) I प्यार आप too, Katey
Stacey: I still can't believe आप were in that show
Chuck: Well, I didn't have a choice
Stacey: Well, tell that to the hundreds of zombies आप killed outside five मिनटों ago
Chuck: ....................... Well, I gotta go (Leaves)
(Later, in Chapal)
Chuck: (Walks in to see Randy, holding his father and a girl hostage) Oh, a wedding, I प्यार weddings (Sits down)
Randy's Father: If there is anyone who believes that these two should not be wed. Please, speak now, या forever- (See's Chuck) Oh, thank god, help us
Randy: (Turns...... slowly.... for some reason)
Randy's Father: (Notices the chainsaw getting near him) No, no no no no NO (Gets killed द्वारा the chainsaw)
Randy: What are आप doing
Chuck: I'm just watch-
Randy: Are आप trying to ruin my wedding
Chuck: Well, I just want to wa-
Randy: (Revs chainsaw) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Chuck: Yeah, that's happened a lot today (Fights Randy, with gun)
(After a very pathetic fight that left Randy wheezing and Chuck doing jack shit for almost an hour)
Randy: (Falls down) Oh, god, I can see that light. It's so beautiful. Mama, I'm com- (Zombie comes and bite him) AH, I TAKE IT BACK! IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL
Chuck: Looks like he.......... Took a bite out of.... Pie? I got to work on those one liners
TO BE CONTINUED
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes द्वारा train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are आप doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get आप out of here before आप get fined for trespassing, P Diddy
TK: Call my P Diddy one और time. I dare you
Chuck: Okay, fine.... Can I call आप P Dog?
TK: ....... (To Soldiers) Please kill him (Soldiers shoot at Chuck)
Chuck: Uh-oh (Jumps out of the way, but throws axe at one soldier, hitting him in the head, then grabs his gun and kills the other soldiers) Man, आप guys do't look to good. Do आप need a bandaid या something
TK: Oh, fuck this (Gets on train and it moves)
Chuck: Oh, no आप don't. (Chases him with motorcycle) I STILL NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH (Jumps on to train, and kills soldiers while walking through train) Outta my way. I gotta see P Diddy (Finally makes it to the front of the train)
TK: For gods sake, how can a idiot like आप catch up so quickly
Chuck: P Diddy, as much as I hate hurting famous people, आप gotta pay for what आप did
TK: For what. Starting a zombie outbreak and framing आप for it
Chuck: No. For trespassing
TK: ...... YOu know what, fuck it, I'm killing आप my self (Shoots at Chuck)
Chuck: I've been shot at a lot today
TK: (Disconnects trains and drives off)
Chuck: (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, are आप okay
Chuck: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I met P Diddy, he told me he started the outbreak, then he shot at me
Stacey: Wait, TK started this
Chuck: And I got shot at too. All in one day.
Stacey: Well, आप should find Katey some और Zombrex. She'll need it soon
Chuck: Okay, I'll find some Zomchex
Stacey: It's Zombrex
Chuck: Reflex?
Stacey: (Annoyed sigh)
(Later, at restaurant)
Chuck: Man, I am hungry. I could eat anything right about now
Antoine: Ah, hello. आप must be the खाना critic (Notices Chuck's clothes) Even though आप are wearing a bike suit, but, that's not the point. Anyway, I'm glad आप could make it. I have prepared an amazing dish. I call it Antoine's Stew. It is made with small potatos, carrots, kidney beans, beef, seasoning, and humans
Chuck: Wait, what was that last one
Antoine: Seasoning, and a little bit of... broccoli.
Chuck: Broccoli? Eww. I don't like broccoli
Antoine: What? What are you, seven
Chuck: Of course not, I'm a big boy
Antoine: Something tell me आप are not the reviewer.
Chuck: Nope
Antoine: Oh........ Okay....... Well then..... I guess I'm just going to kill you
Chuck: Okay
Antoine: But, first, I'm going to laugh like a crazy person (Laughs psychotically)
Chuck: Uh........ Okay
Antoine: (Keeps laughing)
Chuck: .............. I'm gonna go now
Antoine: (Stops) Hey, not, get back here you, so I can fi-
Chuck: (Takes plate) Eh, bored (Throws plate at Antoine)
Antoine: (Stumbles) Ah, are आप crazy. आप just threw a plate at me
Chuck: Yeah, I just don't wanna fight right no-
Antoine: (Stumbles into fryer and gets killed)
Chuck: ............. Oops (Runs off)
(Later, in सुरक्षित House)
Chuck: (Gives Katey Zombrex)
Chuck: There
Katey: I'm sorry
Chuck: Sorry? For what
Katey: Im sorry that my dad couldn;t have a और successful job and instead does some of the stupidest things imaginable to get our money, which makes us सवाल how humanity managed to survive this long
Chuck: (Not hearing what she said) I प्यार आप too, Katey
Stacey: I still can't believe आप were in that show
Chuck: Well, I didn't have a choice
Stacey: Well, tell that to the hundreds of zombies आप killed outside five मिनटों ago
Chuck: ....................... Well, I gotta go (Leaves)
(Later, in Chapal)
Chuck: (Walks in to see Randy, holding his father and a girl hostage) Oh, a wedding, I प्यार weddings (Sits down)
Randy's Father: If there is anyone who believes that these two should not be wed. Please, speak now, या forever- (See's Chuck) Oh, thank god, help us
Randy: (Turns...... slowly.... for some reason)
Randy's Father: (Notices the chainsaw getting near him) No, no no no no NO (Gets killed द्वारा the chainsaw)
Randy: What are आप doing
Chuck: I'm just watch-
Randy: Are आप trying to ruin my wedding
Chuck: Well, I just want to wa-
Randy: (Revs chainsaw) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Chuck: Yeah, that's happened a lot today (Fights Randy, with gun)
(After a very pathetic fight that left Randy wheezing and Chuck doing jack shit for almost an hour)
Randy: (Falls down) Oh, god, I can see that light. It's so beautiful. Mama, I'm com- (Zombie comes and bite him) AH, I TAKE IT BACK! IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL
Chuck: Looks like he.......... Took a bite out of.... Pie? I got to work on those one liners
TO BE CONTINUED