So, I have had this game called Dead Island in my game पुस्तकालय for some time. Once, I कहा this game was bad. It kinda made a lot of people angry. Though, that was before I was an accurate critic. So, now, I see that I shouldn't have called the game bad.... I should have called it a fucking boring mess of a zombie game. I mean, what the fuck kind of garbage is this shit?
Okay, so, आप have all the main characters. This game lets आप play as four characters. I hate them all. They are just a bunch of boring characters with no personality, and they say fuck और then your average rager. But, I'm sure the minor characters are okay........ right? Wrong. They suck too. They are just as bland, and totally useless. They just sit back and let आप do all the work, without lifting a fucking finger. It wouldn't bother me so much, if the story didn't bit this idea in the नितंब, गधा badly. So, the story goes that there are zombies going around, each with their own class (Left 4 Dead did it before and better), and so, आप need to go and find out what is causing this (Resident Evil did it before and better), while finding a cure and saving survivors (Dead Rising did it before and better). But, आप are able to go out and survive zombie bites, because आप have some sort of thing (I didn't care) In your blood, but, आप can still die from zombies.... that doesn't make any fucking sense. But wait, this blood holds the cure, and if they were to die, that cure would be lost........ Lets stop right there. Did आप hear that? If they were to die, the cure would be lost..... Now, आप see why the minor characters doing jack shit is a problem. If these people hold the cure, FUCKING HELP THEM!!! So, yeah, the story is a poorly written piece of shit... but, at least the gameplay is good.......... right? Yeah, guess what....... it's not.
आप run out of breathe faster then a four साल old with asthma, and when आप do, आप can't do a fucking thing. आप can't kick, आप can't झूला, स्विंग a weapon, आप can't do jack shit, so your left at the mercy of the zombies. IT wouldn't be such a problem if आप ran out of breathe so fucking quickly. Also, the weapons in this game are a fucking joke. They give out before आप can kill three zombies. In Dead Rising, आप could mow down a fucking army of zombies. In Dead Rising, its fun, rewarding, and fucking crazy, but lovable. Here, its clunky, boring, and a goddamn chore. Worse, is that weapons aren't just everywhere. Oh, no, that would be too easy. आप have to explore this baron wasteland to find और weapons, which, half the time, आप won't even use, because, you'll want to avoid all the fucking zombies, because fighting them is a fucking chore. In fact, the whole game is a fucking chore. Your just going around helping idiots, which makes आप सवाल how they managed to survive, even before the outbreak started. I just want to kill them rather then save them, because their so fucking stupid. Also, each story mission quest is the fucking same. Go here, get stuff, go here, get stuff, go here, get stuff. Rinse and Re-fucking-pete. Goddamn, I hope आप like this shit, because, you'll be doing it for the rest of the game.
So, yeah, the game is a sandbox game, but, what's the point. There isn't jack shit to do. This isn't Skyrim. No, that would be और fun to play then this shit. Here, its a boring fucking mess of a game. Whenever there are no zombies, you're just walking across an empty chunk of land. And, it doesn't even build up suspense, like Resident Evil. In Resident Evil, आप actually walk through some empty rooms, with no enemies, but, it builds up suspense, and it builds up fear. In Dead Island, what fear. Your in broad daylight, and आप can see the enemies from a mile away, because your in a big open area. What suspense? What fear? What's the point?
Oh, and the enemies, fuck them to hell. आप have the Walkers, and no, not The Walking Dead Walkers, because 1. They're used creatively, and 2. They're in a better zombie related thing then this shit. They just gang up on आप and beat the shit out of you. It's fucking annoying. Then, there's the infected. They just run like they have a fucking problem and beat the shit out of you, but even quicker, so your और likely to die. Oh, and if they gang up on you, don't even bother fighting back. It's not worth it. Then, there's Thugs. These fuckers just get in your way and knock आप around like a fucking ragdoll. Also, they have the most health in the game. They just keep shrugging off your hits like a fly. It's fuckign annoying. I actually broke three weapons killing these fuckers. Then, there's the Suiciders, who just blow up.... that's it. There not too bad, but, there so easy, so what's the point. And then, there's the Rams. They would have been the best enemy, but, they are made to be just idiots द्वारा smashing into everything. That's right, they couldn't even program the best enemy in the game right. Next, are the Floaters, who fucking puke on आप and blind you..... sound familiar. A fat zombie that pukes on आप (Boomer from Left 4 Dead). Oh, and then there's the Butchers. Fuck these guys. I fucking hate them. They have the speed of the Infected, the strength of the Thugs, and the complete annoyance of all the enemies in the game. आप better get ready to die a lot, because trust me, आप will. Unless आप have an upgraded weapon, your fucked. Now, in this game, आप can level up, and get stronger. So, आप think that the enemies would get weaker, right..... nope. They level up along with you, so they get stronger and stronger. So, yeah, आप can barely kill them, आप can't get away from them, आप can't even fucking outclass them. What's the point. At least Left 4 Dead used their zombie classes wisely... man, I am comparing this game to a lot of other zombie games. Probably because I'd rather be playing those games then this boring mess. That's all you'll feel in this game. Either complete boredom या complete annoyance. Those are the two things आप should never feel in a game, yet, you'll feel it hear, no matter what.
So, yeah, dead Island.... it's a fucking piece of shit, what can आप expect. Trust me, play Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, या Dead Rising. They're much better then Dead Island द्वारा a long shot. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Okay, so, आप have all the main characters. This game lets आप play as four characters. I hate them all. They are just a bunch of boring characters with no personality, and they say fuck और then your average rager. But, I'm sure the minor characters are okay........ right? Wrong. They suck too. They are just as bland, and totally useless. They just sit back and let आप do all the work, without lifting a fucking finger. It wouldn't bother me so much, if the story didn't bit this idea in the नितंब, गधा badly. So, the story goes that there are zombies going around, each with their own class (Left 4 Dead did it before and better), and so, आप need to go and find out what is causing this (Resident Evil did it before and better), while finding a cure and saving survivors (Dead Rising did it before and better). But, आप are able to go out and survive zombie bites, because आप have some sort of thing (I didn't care) In your blood, but, आप can still die from zombies.... that doesn't make any fucking sense. But wait, this blood holds the cure, and if they were to die, that cure would be lost........ Lets stop right there. Did आप hear that? If they were to die, the cure would be lost..... Now, आप see why the minor characters doing jack shit is a problem. If these people hold the cure, FUCKING HELP THEM!!! So, yeah, the story is a poorly written piece of shit... but, at least the gameplay is good.......... right? Yeah, guess what....... it's not.
आप run out of breathe faster then a four साल old with asthma, and when आप do, आप can't do a fucking thing. आप can't kick, आप can't झूला, स्विंग a weapon, आप can't do jack shit, so your left at the mercy of the zombies. IT wouldn't be such a problem if आप ran out of breathe so fucking quickly. Also, the weapons in this game are a fucking joke. They give out before आप can kill three zombies. In Dead Rising, आप could mow down a fucking army of zombies. In Dead Rising, its fun, rewarding, and fucking crazy, but lovable. Here, its clunky, boring, and a goddamn chore. Worse, is that weapons aren't just everywhere. Oh, no, that would be too easy. आप have to explore this baron wasteland to find और weapons, which, half the time, आप won't even use, because, you'll want to avoid all the fucking zombies, because fighting them is a fucking chore. In fact, the whole game is a fucking chore. Your just going around helping idiots, which makes आप सवाल how they managed to survive, even before the outbreak started. I just want to kill them rather then save them, because their so fucking stupid. Also, each story mission quest is the fucking same. Go here, get stuff, go here, get stuff, go here, get stuff. Rinse and Re-fucking-pete. Goddamn, I hope आप like this shit, because, you'll be doing it for the rest of the game.
So, yeah, the game is a sandbox game, but, what's the point. There isn't jack shit to do. This isn't Skyrim. No, that would be और fun to play then this shit. Here, its a boring fucking mess of a game. Whenever there are no zombies, you're just walking across an empty chunk of land. And, it doesn't even build up suspense, like Resident Evil. In Resident Evil, आप actually walk through some empty rooms, with no enemies, but, it builds up suspense, and it builds up fear. In Dead Island, what fear. Your in broad daylight, and आप can see the enemies from a mile away, because your in a big open area. What suspense? What fear? What's the point?
Oh, and the enemies, fuck them to hell. आप have the Walkers, and no, not The Walking Dead Walkers, because 1. They're used creatively, and 2. They're in a better zombie related thing then this shit. They just gang up on आप and beat the shit out of you. It's fucking annoying. Then, there's the infected. They just run like they have a fucking problem and beat the shit out of you, but even quicker, so your और likely to die. Oh, and if they gang up on you, don't even bother fighting back. It's not worth it. Then, there's Thugs. These fuckers just get in your way and knock आप around like a fucking ragdoll. Also, they have the most health in the game. They just keep shrugging off your hits like a fly. It's fuckign annoying. I actually broke three weapons killing these fuckers. Then, there's the Suiciders, who just blow up.... that's it. There not too bad, but, there so easy, so what's the point. And then, there's the Rams. They would have been the best enemy, but, they are made to be just idiots द्वारा smashing into everything. That's right, they couldn't even program the best enemy in the game right. Next, are the Floaters, who fucking puke on आप and blind you..... sound familiar. A fat zombie that pukes on आप (Boomer from Left 4 Dead). Oh, and then there's the Butchers. Fuck these guys. I fucking hate them. They have the speed of the Infected, the strength of the Thugs, and the complete annoyance of all the enemies in the game. आप better get ready to die a lot, because trust me, आप will. Unless आप have an upgraded weapon, your fucked. Now, in this game, आप can level up, and get stronger. So, आप think that the enemies would get weaker, right..... nope. They level up along with you, so they get stronger and stronger. So, yeah, आप can barely kill them, आप can't get away from them, आप can't even fucking outclass them. What's the point. At least Left 4 Dead used their zombie classes wisely... man, I am comparing this game to a lot of other zombie games. Probably because I'd rather be playing those games then this boring mess. That's all you'll feel in this game. Either complete boredom या complete annoyance. Those are the two things आप should never feel in a game, yet, you'll feel it hear, no matter what.
So, yeah, dead Island.... it's a fucking piece of shit, what can आप expect. Trust me, play Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, या Dead Rising. They're much better then Dead Island द्वारा a long shot. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take