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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK आप (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the अगला Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are आप still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
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Back when making low budget फिल्में wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man द्वारा the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my प्रिय फिल्में of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE आप AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let आप go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, आप and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck आप for being interested in things, आप stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White दस्ताना, दस्ताने Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused द्वारा the White दस्ताना, दस्ताने Killer. He was soon found out to be the White दस्ताना, दस्ताने Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel लॉस्ट without his mentors help...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
………….. येशु Christ, people. I mean, येशु FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already दिखा रहा है आप all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the लेखक telling us that the Big Dance, या rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. आप know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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There are a lot of फिल्में out there. And a lot of फिल्में have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from फिल्में that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in फिल्में that just plain piss me off. So, I present to आप all my सूची for the चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for और than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it या not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, सड़क, स्ट्रीट Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the साल 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed आप to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if आप know me, आप would know that my प्रिय game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my सेकंड प्रिय Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. आप kinda lack good sidequests. I guess निनटेंडो used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell आप all the चोटी, शीर्ष Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give आप items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
हे everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb कोट्स are "Welcome to Hell World" या "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
वींडवेकर्गाई430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the आग Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where आप put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope आप don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where आप eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the आग challenge, where आप set yourself on आग for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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I'm going to say something that will probably piss आप all off so much that आप may hate me for it, so आप should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate टिप्पणियाँ already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little और due to its story. It was a little और (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing संगीत with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when आप hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final कल्पना franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my प्रिय from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final कल्पना X
Final कल्पना X follows what any other Final कल्पना game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, या whatever आप wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a और edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, या in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing सड़क, स्ट्रीट Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in सड़क, स्ट्रीट Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted और from सड़क, स्ट्रीट Fighter II. And सड़क, स्ट्रीट Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an लेख a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, या और rather, a सूची of my चोटी, शीर्ष 100 प्रिय games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: आप killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one मिनट without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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