Twilight

I found this hilarious सूची on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate आप and I don't प्यार आप any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could आप cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in प्यार with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) आप know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If आप actually read this, thanks. Also, if आप do read it, please review and suggest (even if आप don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are आप okay? आप just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM या PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...