82nd Annual Academy Awards - After-Parties

1. आप wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch आप sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all कुत्ता for that matter.

3. He looks at आप like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells आप how nice आप smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a वैन, वान from almost crushing आप to death with his भालू hands.

7. He can bounce फल from his feet like a सॉकर ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls आप मकड़ी monkey and runs around with आप on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".

Nightmares no Dreams, things I see,
one of them is you,
because we're विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
आप don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no और air,
I still don't see आप anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought आप still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.