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और बिना सोचे समझे Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got और awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga पुस्तकें या movies!

* Can I just say before आप read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can आप have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy भालू ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all प्यार a अंतरिक्ष heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer कहा that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think आप know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in पुस्तकें are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the भेड़िया to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what आप are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

आप think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in प्यार with a 110 साल old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward या Team Jacob... या Team Gimme Both?

हटाइए over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten द्वारा _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to बिस्तर early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the पुस्तकें but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the फिल्में ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN आप can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When आप taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to किस me I wouldn’t पंच him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On सेकंड thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on आप then he’ll outlive you. Which is why आप get Edward to fall in प्यार with आप and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole वाद-विवाद about who’s hotter, Edward या Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, वैंपायर are cold and वेयरवोल्फ are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer कहा it herself ;)

Hope आप enjoyed them ;) They'll be और to come I assure you!

If आप haven't read the first ones I पोस्टेड then go onto my लेखाए and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and टिप्पणी दे if आप liked ;)

Thank आप so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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New Twilight Fanfiction - Northern Lights

posted by kctjohnson

I've had great reviews thus far! The Preface is stand-alone and आप can skip it if आप like. ;) Constructive criticism and सवालों welcomed!!

Rating: T (some violence - we've got monsters! What do आप expect? *LOL*)
Synopsis: Vampires, werewolves, Skinwalkers, and Slayers converge in Forks. This is the continuing story of a Slayer as she struggles to come to terms with her best friend, Bella's impending marriage to Edward, a being that she's been trained to kill.... Will she end up trying to kill Jacob as well?
Link: link

Note: This is still a work in progress. I have the Preface and Chapters...

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A Great Sexual Tension (?)

posted by eka-chan

Belward romance won't be possible if their actors don't have the chemistry it takes to portray it. I'm one of those group of प्रशंसकों who hope that KrisRob will start dating. No offense to Kristen's boyfriend but seriously...I could just nosebleed over and over whenever I watch वीडियो of them being interviewed and bonding over "Last Tango in Paris" (a movie which is so sexual erotic that it's just hard to believe they watched that together as 'co-workers' only.) Does anybody else agree that this two can make such an adorable couple? Wishful thinking is heartbreaking.

These are just some observations;...