-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone द्वारा it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would आप prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If आप haven't come to Forks then आप wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other वैंपायर and claim to be a family and adopted द्वारा the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.

Bella: Wow. आप कहा that in one breath.

Edward: Because Im sexy.

Bella: No. because आप don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. आप only breathe because its a habit and आप can't smell anything if i don't.

Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...

Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*

Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?

Bella: OMG i though आप couldn't read my mind!

Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because आप claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why आप appeal most to me than the other girls.

Bella: Wow. आप कहा that in one breath, too.

Edward: Because Im sexy. And द्वारा the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because आप claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why आप appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe आप should try texting with the small silver phone.

Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*

*BEEP BEEP*

Bella: OMG what's that sound??

Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.

From: BellaDearestzz

Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!

Edward: Uhhhh....

Bella: It;s supposed to say I प्यार You.

Edward: Maybe आप should use the small silver phone other than to text.

Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force आप into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with आप forever and every single दिन of forever!

Edward: No.

Bella: But whyyy??

Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I प्यार आप so much and I dont want आप to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.

Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase आप dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with आप forever and every single दिन of forever.

Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will किस आप passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let आप touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we वैंपायर don;t have fangs.

Bella: And now I am having सेकंड thoughts about loving आप because i प्यार my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend या a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with आप again because eventhough i प्यार my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend या a brother but as a guy, i प्यार आप more.

Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!


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