Chris:Lucy!It's your turn!*laughs*
Lucy:Wait...WHAT?!
Chris:Heh...Izan!Since your here now,why don't आप help me with the challange?
Izan:Sure?...Wait...Do I get to do anything fun?!
Chris:You sure do!*turns around,pulls two बंदूकों out of a bag,and hands them to Izan*
Izan:Oh-ho!Yey!*cocks and fires both to make sure their loaded,and they are*Their even loaded!!!Fun!
Lucy:Oh god!
Chris:Lucy,if I were you,I'd run!
Lucy didn't even need to hear the word "run" before she darted off screaming,Izan trailing behind her firing at her
Chris:*Turns to Leeroy with his eyes closed*Leeroy,It's your turn dude*opens...

Welcome back to Total Drama High School!
Last time, the contestants had to do a challenge
doing a dangerous race. Lisa won, and Lucy got
eliminated for bad attitude! What will happen next?
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Alright, आप guys, before we get to the
challenge, I have a horrifying surprise for you.
All: What?
Well, this is going to be crazy, but...Ashley is Disqualified.
All: *Gasp*
That is why she's not here right now, I told her this morning and
she packed her bags and left. Somebody's still going to be eliminated,
though.
All: Oh my gosh...
Anyways, let's get to the challenge!...

Episode 1: it begins

*the sun rises over the city of wawanakwa*

*The people are just starting to go off to work and get started for the दिन ahead*

*trent is in his house finishing his breakfast and getting ready to work at Chris Inc.*

Trent: Ahh this coffee is awesome

Gwen: *yawns* Its just the normal coffee

Trent: yeah I guess *looks at watch* oh got to go *kisses gwen and rushes out the door*

*Meanwhile in the Ruins outside of the city*

*The chris inc team is digging up artifacts*

Intern 1: *digging* हे I think I hit something

Intern 2: What is that Its some kind of shard

*Shadows हटाइए in the distance*...

sjs pov

"omigosh can आप belive it prom is tomorrow" lulu squeaked in my ear shes a really fun person be around just sometime आप need ear plugs
"wow that close" i breathed i still hadnt got monroe to ask me so that was finale i was going to ask him and still have time to go shopping with the girls
"sjs can आप hear me hello earth to sjs" lulu sai din my ear little di di know id just drifted off
"umm yea hi lulu i gotta go" i कहा scooting off i knew she would be upset द्वारा that but its easily fixed
"ohh sorry" i heard someone say i turned aroun dto see रे talking to noah " i didnt mean to" noah...

Lucy: Not funny guys!
Matthew: Oh so funny.
Lucy: Why did आप dye my hair blonde while i was sleeping?
Matthew: Eh?
Jude: Oh just cause we can. Besides आप look hot wiht blonde hair.
Lucy: NO! i want my black hair!
Jamie: Whoa. Lucy what happened to your hair?
Lucy: Matthew and company dyed it while i was sleeping.
Jamie: Oh i'm sorry.
Storm: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!?! WHERE IS MY MOTHER FUCKING TAZER AND TRANQULIZER GUN?!?!
Chris: Oh those yeah i took those. Not allowed on board.
Storm: Oh i will get आप Chris! (kicks Chris in the erm... आप know)
Chris: (falls to the ground) Mommy?
Storm: Haha worthless...

--
themesong plays
--
The camera zooms up on the teens,walking through the forrest at night,but Alex,Bree,and Tak are missing from the group
Storm:Don't blame me that आप लॉस्ट your fellow Earth monkeys! It's their faults they left the group!
Lucy:I hate to say it,but she's right...they did leave the group.
Jacob:Yeah,and they'll find us later,now can we please find a spot to rest.
Jordan:I agree!
Buddy:*is glaring at Buster and Mr.Fluffykins*
Both:What?!
Buddy:You too are d*cks.
Leeroy:Thankyou!
Buster:Why?
Buddy:The whole monster thing.I have a headache worse than a hangover and I'm not tired!
Echynna:*in...

Chris: Welcome back. Ok Campers i am gonna put a twist in. There is some और contestents. Meet Crystal.
Crystal: Hey...How's it going?
Chris: Prudence.
Prudence: HEY!!! GOOD TO BE HERE *Squeaks*!!!
Chris: And Selena.
Selena: estos son los idiotas que tengo que jugar? Esto será demasiado fácil!
Chris: What? No foreign languaes!
Selena:muy bien! Me acordaré de esto más adelante en el juego!
Chris: And और drama here is... Duncan, Courtney, Lindsay, Noah, DJ, and gwen.
Courtney: Why does Gwen have to be in this?!?!
Chris: Cause i can put her in here...more drama.
Courtney: UGH!
Zoey: Could we please...

Alex:What's our challange?
Chris:Heh.Your challange is to-
Storm:It doesn't include water,right?
Chris:Wha-
Storm:RIGHT?!
Chris:*sigh*Yes,it has nothing to do with water!
Storm:Good..
Chris:Like I was SAYING,the challange is to venture into that woods,and find the voodoo doll!
Buddy:Voodoo?
Tak:I'll be winning this!
Jacob:Yeah,right आप will!We will!
Chris:Quit discussing it and go!
Buster:Well,what exactally is the prize?
Chris:Prize?Um...*turns around and diggs into a bag and pulls out a tall can*This!
Most the teens gasp.
Bree:Th-thats a Monter can!
Alex:And It hasn't been opened!
Buster and Zatch:WE NEED...

Chris is walking with the teens following him.They wonder into the area with the sheds.

Chris:This is where you'll be sleeping!

Alex grunts and a few other teens gasp.

Jacob:Will be sleeping in Sheds?!

Buster:Buddy's sleeping outside!!!!!

Buddy:You've never seen my shed,so how can आप believe I actually kill people in it?!

Buster,Zatch,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins all give him a looke that कहा "Yeaahh." making Buddy look down,slighty in shame.

Storm:*whispers to herself*Hmmm,a killer,huh?He might come in handy.

Mizzie:Whatchya talking about,Storm?

Storm:Wha!Nothing,nothing!

Lucy:So,who goes into which shed?...

Jake: I wonder what happend to Jar3d.
LUlu: me too!
Ray: I still can't belive आप kissed Jax.
Zoey: he likes me i was just being nice!
Ray: Wow!!!!!
Chris: what's up finale 4!!!
Jake: what about jar3d?
Chris: He's not here with us anymore!
Lulu: he's dead!!!!!!
Ray: Oh my!!!!!!!!
Chris: no he's off the show
Zoey: why?
Chris: I can't say.
Jake: chris.........
Chris: yeah?
Jake: why arn't आप wearing any pants????
Chris: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... I got to go! Meet me at the circus challange!

*circus challage*
Chris: OK!! today आप will go throught each challange!!!!!! The first 2 that make it to the finsh line...

Chris: Welcome. Let's Introduce our campers. Here is Kari.
Kari: हे party people! I'm ready for my money!
Chris: The Beautiful and talented Lucy hailing from London!
Lucy: Heya! (Pulls out electric गिटार and Plays knights of cydonia solo on electric guitar)I'm here and ready to rock!!!
Chris: हे it's Dameon. हे dude what's up.
Dameon: Nothing. हे where are all the guys in this contest?
Chris: They are coming chill dude!
Dameon: Ok, geez.
Chris: Here is Anthony, Jackson, and Hannah.
Anthony: Stay the hell out of my way.
Jackson: Chill dude.
Hannah: Yeah, gosh. Oh hi. (Walks up to Kari) I'm Hannah....

trent:hey tak i want आप to hear this

tak:ok

trent:With you,
With you,
I wish we had another time,
I wish we had another place...

Now Romeo & Juliet,
bet they never felt the way we felt,
Bonnie & Clyde,
Never had the hide like,
We do,
We do...

You and I both know it can't work,
It's all fun and games,
'til someone gets hurt,
And I don't,
I won't let that be you...

Now आप don't wanna let go,
And I don't wanna let आप know,
that there might be something real between us too, who knew?
Now we don't wanna fall but,
We're tripping in our hearts and it's reckless and clumsy,
'cause I know आप can't प्यार me

Yea......

Chris: have आप ever wonder where all the contestena that get booted off the दिखाना gose? well, they all go to a 5 तारा, स्टार hotle down the road! lets go meet them. and they will talk about how they felt when they left the show. Lets starts with Jordan!
Jordan: hey
Chris: How did it fell to get un-farlt voted off the show?
Jordan: It felt bad! But i did the same to rayven so she got me back! It happends.
Rayven: Yeah i was mad! 8eats a pice of cake *eyes widen* आप KNOW WHY I WAS MAD CHRISSY??? BECAUSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN OFF THE SHOW! *punches chris*
Chris: Ouch!
Bridgette: Yeah it felt bad leaving the...

Chris: welcome to the most controversial दिखाना on the tv to date. TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!!

Chris: last episode kenny rogers was here and made it a no elimination episode.

Chris: so this is how the teams stand-

Team uno:

Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Sam
Penny

Team Dos:

Geoff
Harold
Annie
Terra
Raven

Chris: thanks to kenny this episode is gonna be a DOUBLE ELIMINATION with our guest host TONY HAWK!!!

Tony: हे whats up everybody

Geoff: *faints from the awesomeness*

Harold: dam geoff is out cold

Duncan: huh never thought that would happen

Penny: yeah he is out

Tony: ok everybody I got to get my ramps for the challange so...

Chris: ok your challange is a musicle challange!
Duncan: No no no! I am not singing!
Chris: sorry duncan! Today is the musicle movie chllange! each team will come up with a song to sing. so make a song now!

---------- Team lights----------
Gwen: so who's going to make the song.
Megan: I'll say the captain writes it.
Jax: wo wo wo! no! I don't know how to write songs
Duncan: well, i'm not writeing it!
Jax: I say zoey writes it!
Leeroy: are आप a good song wrter?
Zoey: yeah!
Rayven: Ok Zpey writes the song.
Avan: Yep!

---------- Team Action ---------
Jordan: I say i write it!
Karlie: why you???
Jordan: because...

Chris: concrates to the remaning 7 contestents!Today there will be no challange!
Rayven: Yes now रे wont be saying what's the challange today?
Ray: what ever!
Zoey: so what are we going to be doing today?
Chris: आप ARE GOING to the beach!!
All: yes!!!!!!

Chris: ok get in the bus!
Jax: wait your not comein with??????
Chris: Oh no we have to plan for the अगला challange अगला week!
lulu: ok!
Jake: Ok starts the bus!
Chris: we will!
Jar3d: I can't belive we are going to the beach!
Zoey: me ether!
*the bus starts*
Jax: we are on our way!!!!
Jake: yes!
Lulu: I might get a tan!
Zoey: maby!
Jax: what's the tempature?...

Rochelle: wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoey: Ouch!!!!!!!!!! why did we sleep on the ground Rochelle?
Rochelle: well, chris should have showed आप to your rooms after the elimation!
Ray: well he didn't
Mack: I think i have sand in my ear!
Jordan: आप are on team sand!
Mack: haha! very funny!
Trent: हे has anyone sean bridgette?
Gwen: *looks around* she's not here!
Jordan: where's bridgette! we need to find her!
Bridgette: GEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: was that bridgette?
Draven: yeah! I think it was!
Chris: no worries! I found her!
Jordan: runs and huggs bridgette!
Chris: oh and i found someone...

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name nikki funer
age 15
bio: boren:4/1/1977,8th child in fammaly,3 sisters 4 brothers,oldist, daddy died
Special abilities:can sing like amy lee, has electric gitar(not showen) that can make people do what she wants them to do
Stereotype: emo/gothic kid
3-word description:(what people think)creepy,loser,ugly(what she thinks)just difrent...
Audition Tape:(half way thrugh imaganary and stops to look that camra is recording) um..hi my name is...

Chris: Last tim on Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!

*Backflash*

Chris: Who will win the challenge this time? Will anyone ever hook up? And there's a little surprise for our cast members.... See only on today's Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!

*Theme Song*

Chris: OK, everyone. Today's challenge is a scavenger hunt!

Gwen: Not too bad I guess.

Chris: I will bring आप to an Island here on the Bermuda Triangle, and आप each will have to find your own ancient artifact!

Jared: Now this is gonna suck.

*Confessional*

Jared: Ancient artifacts?? WHERE ARE WE S'POSED TO FIND THAT?!?!

Gwen: *Sigh* I wish....Phil was still...

Chris:U all have cast ur votes! 5 people on each team will go home!! First up the Killer Computers!
The marshmellows go to Jared!,Karen,Lisa,Katie,Hollow,Ray,Lindsay,Trent,
And Courtney!! Katie,Geoff,,Annie,Alice,Duncan, and Sierra this is the last marshmellow and it goes to............................................








KATIE!!!Sorry Alice,Annie,Geoff,Duncan and Sierra u have been voted off!
Lisa: *runs and up and kisses Duncan*
Aydan: *runs up and किस geoff* Looks like Bridgette needs a new bf
Geoff: ALL RIGHT!!
confessnels*
Lisa: *Crying* Bye Duncan!!
Jared:See ya Party Dude
Karen: Alice does nothing!!...