Before आप ask,yes,Jared कहा I could write this aftermath...
Blainley: Welcome to the Total Drama AFTERMATH! I'm you're host,Blaninley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran!
Josh: and I'm Josh!
Blainley and Josh: Right here live,at the Total Drama Studios!
Josh: Well,lets meet out मूंगफली, मूंगफली का gallery!
Blainley: या also refereed as,the 'losers'.
Josh: Meet Duncan,Vanti,Jake and Penny,Alejandro,Owen,Harold and Jude!
Blainley: Well,there has been alot of drama on the show,and heartbreak!*looks at Alejandro*
Alejandro: *rolls his eyes*
Josh: But first,lets talk about--
Blainley: How Jared flirted with Lindsay,while he has a girlfriend back home!!
Josh: or,we could interview Alejandro first!
Audience: YES!YES!YES!YES!
Blainley: Fine,get over here,Ale!
Alejandro: Don't call me Ale!*sits down beside Blainley and Josh*
Josh: Well,your crush voted आप off,sang a song about being 'Love-Drunk' and then kicked आप off the RV,how do आप feel?!
Alejandro: She is just one girl!and one girl can't bring Alejandro Burromuerto down!
Blainley: Really?
Alejandro: Really..
Josh: Well,lets see how आप react when आप see the confessional!Roll clip!!
~Clip~
Saphira: *singing/rapping*YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SICK आप MAKE ME!YOU MAKE ME FUCKIN' SICK TO MY STOMACH,EVERY TIME I THINK OF आप I PUKE!*pretends to gag*
~end~
Alejandro: *eye twitch,bites his lip to keep him from having a sudden outburst*
Blainley and Josh: 5...4...3...2...1!
Alejanro: I can't believe her!I thought we had something!!
Josh:*to Blainley* Maybe we should दिखाना him that OTHER clip! >:3
Alejandro: Other clip?
Blainley: Roll it!
~Clip shows the किस between Jared and Saphira in episode 5~
Alejandro: *now really pissed*
Josh: Thanks for you're time.Alejandro!
Blainley: *pushes Alejandro off stage* Now,it looks like we have new couples forming..
Josh: We think there's somthing between Mollie-sue and Noah!
Blainley: and Annie and Cody!
Josh: Did आप see how Annie pushed Lindsay to get to Cody?!? Wow!!
Blainley: and how Mollie-Sue pushed DJ to get to Noah!?
Josh: *gets a call on his ear-piece* Uh-huh.....Really?*hangs up* Looks like thats all the time we have for today!
Blainley: शामिल होइए us अगला time on Total Drama AFTERMATH!!
~Screen cuts out,then shows Alejandro~
Alejandro: You'll pay for that Jared,You will pay!
Blainley: Welcome to the Total Drama AFTERMATH! I'm you're host,Blaninley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran!
Josh: and I'm Josh!
Blainley and Josh: Right here live,at the Total Drama Studios!
Josh: Well,lets meet out मूंगफली, मूंगफली का gallery!
Blainley: या also refereed as,the 'losers'.
Josh: Meet Duncan,Vanti,Jake and Penny,Alejandro,Owen,Harold and Jude!
Blainley: Well,there has been alot of drama on the show,and heartbreak!*looks at Alejandro*
Alejandro: *rolls his eyes*
Josh: But first,lets talk about--
Blainley: How Jared flirted with Lindsay,while he has a girlfriend back home!!
Josh: or,we could interview Alejandro first!
Audience: YES!YES!YES!YES!
Blainley: Fine,get over here,Ale!
Alejandro: Don't call me Ale!*sits down beside Blainley and Josh*
Josh: Well,your crush voted आप off,sang a song about being 'Love-Drunk' and then kicked आप off the RV,how do आप feel?!
Alejandro: She is just one girl!and one girl can't bring Alejandro Burromuerto down!
Blainley: Really?
Alejandro: Really..
Josh: Well,lets see how आप react when आप see the confessional!Roll clip!!
~Clip~
Saphira: *singing/rapping*YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SICK आप MAKE ME!YOU MAKE ME FUCKIN' SICK TO MY STOMACH,EVERY TIME I THINK OF आप I PUKE!*pretends to gag*
~end~
Alejandro: *eye twitch,bites his lip to keep him from having a sudden outburst*
Blainley and Josh: 5...4...3...2...1!
Alejanro: I can't believe her!I thought we had something!!
Josh:*to Blainley* Maybe we should दिखाना him that OTHER clip! >:3
Alejandro: Other clip?
Blainley: Roll it!
~Clip shows the किस between Jared and Saphira in episode 5~
Alejandro: *now really pissed*
Josh: Thanks for you're time.Alejandro!
Blainley: *pushes Alejandro off stage* Now,it looks like we have new couples forming..
Josh: We think there's somthing between Mollie-sue and Noah!
Blainley: and Annie and Cody!
Josh: Did आप see how Annie pushed Lindsay to get to Cody?!? Wow!!
Blainley: and how Mollie-Sue pushed DJ to get to Noah!?
Josh: *gets a call on his ear-piece* Uh-huh.....Really?*hangs up* Looks like thats all the time we have for today!
Blainley: शामिल होइए us अगला time on Total Drama AFTERMATH!!
~Screen cuts out,then shows Alejandro~
Alejandro: You'll pay for that Jared,You will pay!
Dawn: Lets go burn the trees in the forest!!!
Anne Maria: Umm eww, tanning spray is so fake! (or) I'm so fyat!
Cameron: umm, what does 2 + 2 equal again? (or) Math is for loosers!
Mike: हे Scott, I wanna slap yo plump little ass!
Zoey: Retro फिल्में and indie संगीत is so lame.
B: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!! OMG HI SCOTT!!!!!!
Jo: गुलाबी is such a cute color! Like oh em jay!
Lightning: Sports are NOT my forte
Brick: Breaking the rules? Always! (or) Chris is such a douche and Chef's खाना is the worst!
Staci: meh. (or) *nothing*
Scott: Eww, rats are disgusting, I would never touch that! (or) Killing जानवर is so cruel!!! Who would do such a thing?!?!
Dakota: I'm afraid of cameras!!! AHHH! (or) I just want to be a normal person, no fame intended.
Sam: Video games are horrible for your brain, video games rot it!!
(I might add the other mpd's of Mike's but i don't feel like it xD)
Anne Maria: Umm eww, tanning spray is so fake! (or) I'm so fyat!
Cameron: umm, what does 2 + 2 equal again? (or) Math is for loosers!
Mike: हे Scott, I wanna slap yo plump little ass!
Zoey: Retro फिल्में and indie संगीत is so lame.
B: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!! OMG HI SCOTT!!!!!!
Jo: गुलाबी is such a cute color! Like oh em jay!
Lightning: Sports are NOT my forte
Brick: Breaking the rules? Always! (or) Chris is such a douche and Chef's खाना is the worst!
Staci: meh. (or) *nothing*
Scott: Eww, rats are disgusting, I would never touch that! (or) Killing जानवर is so cruel!!! Who would do such a thing?!?!
Dakota: I'm afraid of cameras!!! AHHH! (or) I just want to be a normal person, no fame intended.
Sam: Video games are horrible for your brain, video games rot it!!
(I might add the other mpd's of Mike's but i don't feel like it xD)