Jessi: I like CRACK ... couples! 8DD
JG: Oh yes, Everyone likes CRACK ... couples. :3
Jessi: Oh yeah, because CRACK ... couples are soo awesome! 8D
Me: I just like crack. :DD

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Me: *poking Duncan with a stick*
Duncan: आप need a life.
Me: I'm glad we agree on something.
Leshawna: *runs to us* I THINK LINDSAY IS GOING BLIND!!
Me: *continues poking* . . .
Lindsay: *runs over* ITZ THE END OF DA WORLD I'M OUTTA LIP GLOSS.
Me: *pokes Lindsay with a stick*
Lindsay: Oh, Sarah! आप found my hairdryer. :D

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Alejandro: Ooh, I am lyke so hawt and smexy. Don't worry Heather, I'mma comin' for ya..
Me: *points* NARCISSIST! D:
Alejandro: ??
Me: *points to his chest* A-AND JUST LOOK AT THAT, THAT VEST! IT'S PINK!
Alejandro: It's red.
Me: TRANSVESTITE! D:

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Noah: I don't know why everyone thinks we're so gay.
Cody: I know, right? I still like Gwen. Maybe even Sierra a little...
Noah: Yeah...
Both: ...
Me: Cut the shit and make out. -_-

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Me: CHRRIIISSS.
Chris: *removes sunglasses* What!?
Me: There's a BUG. IN. MY. BED. SEAT. THING.
Chris: So?
Me: KILL IT!
Chris: Busy. Tell someone else. *puts sunglasses back on*
Me: *sniff* ... Okay. *whistles* BIG BROTHER!!
Ryoga: *falls from sky* Yes? 0w0
Chris: WHO IN HELL--!? WHO... WHO IS THAT!?
Me: Ugh...! I'm INSULTED, Chris McLean! Can't आप tell द्वारा his umbrella? IT'S FUCKING MARY POPPINS!

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I JUST WASTED 2 मिनटों OF YOUR LIVES. >D
Maybe one. o_e :D