(Hello my friends! How are you? Good? Oh that's terrific! HOLY SMURF THAT STUPID ACE WIRE THINGY JUST STABED MY GARSH DANG FINGER! Holy glob my finger hurts now.... well ENJOY!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY 

Rayla: *In high pitched voice* Hello I think skittles.... Ya skittles. *coughs* HOLY CHESTNUTS THAT'S HURTS THE THROAT! Oh... Anyways I'm lazy and ya I'm just gonna get this over with. Owen dude. *holds up peace sign* c ya. 
*leaves*

Owen: Aw.... Well bye guys..... OWEN AWAY! *flies off into the sunset*

All: 0.o

Samanthat: And you'd think we'd be used to it द्वारा now :P

τħε ɖᎯϓ τħᎯτ ίȘ ɴεΧτ 〜(・▽・〜)  (〜・▽・)〜

Monster: RAWR! *shoving trees in his mouth and making the ground shake*

Campers: *Run out of cabins* 

Courtney: WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Gwen: God this has to be a dream.

Destrey: *Gasp* Do आप all know what this means?

Campers: ?????

Destrey: We're all sharing a dream! :D *starts spinning in circles singing/repeating the word dream*

Monster: *kicks Cody way far away*

Cody: *screams like the little girl he is while free falling*

LeShawana: Uh... Guys? Somethin' tells me this ain't no dream...

Destrey: Oh... Then we should panic..... *Starts screaming and running in circles* 

Alejandro: *whispers to Courtney* What do आप see in him?

Courtney: -__- *jabs Alejandro in the ribs* Shut up! *Jumps into Alejandro's arms* HELP ME ALEJANDRO!

Mirra: ???

****CONFESSIONAL****
Mirra: When did they start.... Liking? each-other?
****END CONFESSIONAL****  

Rest of the campers: *fallows Destrey's example*

Monster: *shrugs and walks away*

Rayla: *walks up in a one-man band outfit thing* AW MAN! आप guys are already awake? I was gonna Pinkie Pie y'all!

Robin: Wait so आप didn't plan......

Rayla: Plan what? Hey... Where did all the trees go? Ebony's gonna be pissed guys! 

Noah: Wait..... Where did Cody end up?

WITH GAYLORD!

Cody: *crashes threw the aftermath set into Sierra's lap*

Sierra: OHMAGAWD CODY!!!!! EEEEEEE! *death hugs*

Cody: GAH! Sierra!

Sierra: Did that mean old hosty hurt you? She's so evil! I swear on my goldfish Chris McClain that I will have revenge for us!

Cody: :D that's gre-

Sierra: AND THAT EBONY! The stupid घर recker! D:<

Cody: 0.0 *runs*

Sierra: CODY!

BACK WITH OTHERS

Rayla: *throws costume to side* well anyways.... :P so go eat breakfast, I have news, also IT'S TIME FOR A TORTURE CHALLENGE :D

Ebony: *walks up with Shane* Hey... Where did all the trees go?!

Rayla: *shrugs* Cody probably did it. :P Rayla away! *Flies off into the sunset*

****CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: I wonder if anyone can do that..... CRYSTAL AWAY! *flies off into the sunset leaving a hole in the ceiling*

Star: *walks in to see the hole then slowly walks out*
****END CONFESSIONALS****

AT MESS HALL!

Noah: *head-table* UHG I don't feel like a torture challenge.

Star: *Pats his back* Well duh.... Your Noah not a torture challenge! 

Noah: *smiles at her* Ya know your rubbing off on me.

Star: *blushes* Ha...

Crystal: Oh my gobstopers y'all are so cute! 

Dj: I bet we could be cuter...

Crystal: What?

Dj: Hmm? I didn't say nothing!

Duncan: *burst out laughing* Oh DUDE! I knew आप were a sissy bit that was just... WOW!

Gwen: Shut it Duncan!

Duncan: *trying to stop laughing and wipes a tear from his eye* S-Sorry dude. 

Dj: *blushing* 

Crystal: Wha......?

With SOME Others

Samanthat: So....Courtney, Al... When did get together.....?

Courtney: Oh! *laughs* We've been together for a very long time! In fact-

Alejandro: Well I assure आप it hasn't been that long!

Courtney: *kicks Alejandro under table* SWEETIE! Actually Samanthat, we've been together since the beginning! We just didn't wanna tell any one... We would sneak off in the woods and...... *smirks* Well we did stuff.  

Alejandro, Mirra, and Destrey: *spit take*

Alejandro: *cough, cough* WHAT?!

****CONFESSIONAL****
Mirra: Wha......?

Destrey: Woe man! Woe, woe, woe, WOE! 

Alejandro: NOW THAT IS TO FAR! I have to end this NOW!

Courtney: What? आप would do it to if someone was trying to steal your man!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Alejandro: NOW आप LISTEN! THIS IS INSANE! I'M E-

Rayla: Oh campers who I know just प्यार this island!

Erica: Sure that's what we do......

Rayla: YAY! Anyways, it's time for that special team merge.... And also 10 People will be kicked off the island today!

Campers: WHAT?!

Rayla: Well are writer feels bad that she doesn't use every single person so... Whoever loses there challenge today will be sent to the docks and be GONE! Then there will be 9 gone and then you'll vote someone off! :D

Ava; THIS IS CRAZY!

Rayla: No it's clearing a guilty conscience! Now-

Cody: *Runs in* I'M BACK!

Rayla: Great :| 

Cody: Oh Ebony I've missed you!

Ebony: I CAN'T BELIEVE आप KILLED THOSE TREES WITH LITTLE CRITTERS IN THEM! *grabs Shane's hand* C'MON SHANE!

Shane: *shrugs* Okay... *they leave*

****CONFESSIONAL**** 
Cody: I CAN NEVER WIN!

Shane: Do I like Ebony. Maybe... Will I admit it. Probably not on national Tv...
****END CONFESSIONAL****

OUTSIDE!!!!

(Wow I went to do something else on my IPod and ended up doing that 4 ever :P)

Rayla: So what's going to happen is that I'm gonna stick आप where I know आप will be scared/annoyed. The first 9 to give in are off the island! Whoever I feel did the best will win the safety of not being voted off, while the one y'all chose to eliminate will be sent घर with the rest. Any questions?

Jade: I Do! Why are आप really doing this?

Rayla: FINE! I'll tell you! Half of it is for the others conscience yes but... We're preparing for a maybe...., um... Part 2... I guess आप could say... Now Shane and Ebony are handing y'all directions to where आप need to go. AND NO FLYING OFF INTO THE SUNSET! Good Luck guys! :)

Crystal: Man..... I wanted to fly off into the sunset again.

Destrey: WAIT! RAYLA COME BACK!!!!

Rayla: *walks over* What?

Destrey: आप forgot intro. :3

Rayla: Seriously? *Destrey nods his head yes* Fine. Last time on TDB stuff bla bla bla DO YOUR CHALLENGE! *Walks off*

Crystal: Well played Des.....

Destrey: Yes it was. Now I must be off!!! Fair winds! *runs away*

Crystal: Ok?

WITH MIRRA & ALEJANDRO! God guy shorten your name.....

Alejandro: I WILL NOT!

Mirra: What?

Alejandro: 0.0 I don not know.... I feel as if someone was insulting my name......

Mirra: Oh..... So आप and Courtney.......

Alejandro: About that Mirra.. What she कहा was-

Destrey: *Runs up* MIRRA! Let me see your card!

Mirra: *hands him card* 

Destrey: HOLY VOLDIMORT! Your going my way! C'mon! *grabs her hand and runs off*

Mirra: *gives Alejandro a small smile and waves goodbye while being dragged off*

Alejandro: *waves back. Once there out of earshot* GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WITH MIRRA AND DESTREY!

Mirra: That's weird..... Where your at it night for some strange reason...?

Destrey: It's probably nothing! *reads sign* I CAN'T GO IN THERE!

Mirra: What? Why?!

Destrey: I-It's Walmart..... At night! 

Mirra: Destrey, आप can do this! *kisses his cheek and blushes* I have to go... Good luck! *runs to where she's supposed to be*

Destrey: *rubs his cheek and sighs* I can do this..... *walks into store* 

Creepy lady: *in creepy voice* WELCOME to Walmart how may I help you?!

Destrey: *wipes sweat off forehead* I'm fine thank you...

CL: How may I help you?! *starts making weird noises with her mouth.

Destrey: 0.0 A-Are आप choking of something?

CL: *continues to make strange noises* 

Destrey: Oh-Oh my god that's horrible! No-just no! *starts running threw halls and turns a corner and screams* PANFLITS! *Turns another and screams* FAT ईमो GUY ON A ZAMBONIE! *continues to go on*

WITH STAR

Star: Hmmm.... Pretty normal place.... *walks in*

Huge guy: *Jumps in front of her* ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! SHOOT!!!! *throws rock*

Star: What?!

HG: HA आप LOOSE!

Star: B-but I never loose!

HG: WHAT 3 COLOURS ARE ON THE AMERICAN FLAG?

Star: Red, White, And Blue!

HG: HA! WRONG! AND IS NOT A COLOUR! 

Star: GRRRRRRR! WHAT IS GOING ON?! I NEVER LOOSE!

WITH DJ

Dj: Wow! What a pretty room! :D *walks inside and screams* IT'S DARK! AND THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE! *screams louder* 

WITH CRYSTAL AND NOAH

Crystal: I can't believe we got the same place! 

Noah: I know. This can be either good या bad.....

Crystal: Ya....

Noah: Wait.. This is the aftermath studio..?

*Lindsey, Sierra, Katie, Sadie, and Beth burst threw the door*

Sierra: OMGEEE आप 2 GET TO SPEND THE दिन WITH US!

Lindsey: Arn't आप just excited?

Beth: Totally excited!

Katie and Sadie: TOTALLY! JINX!

All 5: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Noah: *eye twitches*

Crystal: 0.0

WITH AVA, DUNCAN, AND GWEN!

Gwen: This place is गुलाबी on the outside...... Great.

Duncan: It can't be that bad Pasty.

Ava: *Opens door to find a room filled with rainbows and sparkles, My Little Pony, Justin Bieber crap, and other girly stuff* I'm out. *Walks to Dock of Shame*

Duncan: Looks like it's just me and you.... 

Gwen: Yep.... *they step in*

*Door shuts behind them*

Both: O.O

WITH ALEJANDRO!

Alejandro: *walks into grave yard* Huh? *hands then reach out of the ground and pull those they belong to out* Wait.... NO! 

*The Zombies are any girl Alejandro has ever messed with and there leader is Jose, Alejandro's brother*

Alejandro: *Begins Running and relises the graveyard has no end* NOO!!!!!!!!!
*continues to run*

WOTH MIRRA

Mirra: Chef's kitchen? *walks inside to see plates of disgusting looking food*

Shane: Well..... Get chomping!

Mirra: Shane? आप cooked this?

Shane: Shoosh no! Ebony did! It's out of her end of the world खाना guid. And Ya gotta eat या आप loose. Luck. *Walks out*

Mirra: At least he doesn't yell as much....*looks at खाना in disgust and picks up a spork* Ok..... *takes a deep breathe* LET'S DO THIS!

WITH SAMANTHAT

Rayla: Wow..... your like the only person I don't know what to do to...

Samanthat: Cause I don't दिखाना my anno-

Rayla: GOT IT! Samanthat this is Bob! 
He's gonna go every where with आप and not shut up..

Samanthat: Really?

Rayla: Oh don't be such a galoot! YO BOB FALLOW THIS CHIK! *points to Samanthat*

Bob: *Comes over and starts speaking really fast*

Samanthat: Wait-What are you? Can you... UHG! *starts to run*

Bob: *fallows*

Rayla: Oh ya.... SONG TIME!

दिखाना me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as आप step back in the line
A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now आप steal away
Take him out today
Nice work आप did
You're gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When आप walk away
Nothing और to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I'm wide awake
It's a scene about me
There's something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if आप can't get what आप want
Well it's all because of me

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you'll lead the way
दिखाना the light of day
Nice work आप did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust, deceived!

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When आप walk away
Nothing और to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When आप walk away
Nothing और to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Clever alibis
Lord of the flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When आप walk away
Nothing और to say
See the lightning in your eyes

(Guys I tried really hard to make this long but- Holy shit the song I put in this came on 0.0 anyways I'm just gonna tell आप the other 8 who are gone :P  which are Geoff, Samantha, Jade, jada, Robin, erica, Billy, Lucas)

Rayla: *On intercom* EVERYONE MAY RETURN NOW LALALALA!

WHEN EVERYONE IS RETURNED

Rayla: Ok so the person who gets amenity is......NO ONE! Everyone is up for grabs! 

Campers: *groan*

Rayla: Now please vote someone of the remaining 13 off! Lets head to Shane for questions. 

Shane: -.- So what did आप think of the bye to 9?, which challenge did आप think was the hardest?, Did आप try flying off into the sunset?, also Galoot. Bye!

(And that's how the world was created. So... Vote here->www.fanpop.com/spots/total-drama-blank/picks/show/8798...ots  Ya I tried really hard guys! I'm sorry if it's poo. Well.... I wanted to also thank आप all! I have finally got 100 fans! :D everyone be expecting a prop! :D ABBY AWAY! *flies off into the sunset* GALOOT!)
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