Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was पढ़ना the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both कहा trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call आप in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for आप must be from them," Jessica कहा with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do आप guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the दिखाना when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The दिखाना was on the road, like it या not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids कहा yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they प्यार the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was पढ़ना the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both कहा trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call आप in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for आप must be from them," Jessica कहा with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do आप guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the दिखाना when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The दिखाना was on the road, like it या not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids कहा yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they प्यार the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here आप go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never कहा anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do आप hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't आप ask Chris for the दिन off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do आप think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here आप go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never कहा anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do आप hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't आप ask Chris for the दिन off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do आप think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!
Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad आप tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate आप dad!
Owen's mom: Do आप think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad आप tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate आप dad!
Owen's mom: Do आप think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!
Chris: “All Of आप Have Casted Your Votes. सुरक्षित From Eliminated Today Is:
Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………
Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:
Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..
Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What आप Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*
Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off अगला On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”
Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………
Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:
Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..
Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What आप Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*
Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off अगला On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”
brookes POV
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! लोल JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso आप want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell या heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i कहा sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do आप know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! लोल JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso आप want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell या heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i कहा sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do आप know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
*Gun shot*
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL आप SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I प्यार YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a तारीख, दिनांक to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL आप SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I प्यार YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a तारीख, दिनांक to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
"What do आप mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means आप can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't किस him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a भालू hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all अगला time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
"Ok that means आप can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't किस him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a भालू hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all अगला time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
ok in a way this has everything to do with tdi/tda
आप peeps really need to stop judjing people on what they look like या where they come from (i judge people on what they bring to the table) i see so many mean and rude टिप्पणियाँ everywere...i get made fun of at school because im goth WELL WHO REALLY FUCKING CARES BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONSERNDED WE FUCKING BELONG HERE excuse my language AND IF आप DONT LIKE IT KEEP ON SAYIN YOUR SHIT...im a loser,loner,goth,juvie,punk,cheerleading,talented, artest yep thats it thats me but who really cares people still call me a wannabe but idc people call me a bitch...i know its true...listen to allstar from श्रेक that songs bout me...if आप dont like the judging and rude टिप्पणियाँ help me bye commenting in your opinion because really think this website for tdi/tda not for fighting...yah go ahead and flag me see if i care i just want आप to think bout what i said
आप peeps really need to stop judjing people on what they look like या where they come from (i judge people on what they bring to the table) i see so many mean and rude टिप्पणियाँ everywere...i get made fun of at school because im goth WELL WHO REALLY FUCKING CARES BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONSERNDED WE FUCKING BELONG HERE excuse my language AND IF आप DONT LIKE IT KEEP ON SAYIN YOUR SHIT...im a loser,loner,goth,juvie,punk,cheerleading,talented, artest yep thats it thats me but who really cares people still call me a wannabe but idc people call me a bitch...i know its true...listen to allstar from श्रेक that songs bout me...if आप dont like the judging and rude टिप्पणियाँ help me bye commenting in your opinion because really think this website for tdi/tda not for fighting...yah go ahead and flag me see if i care i just want आप to think bout what i said
I looked at chris and told him "what have आप done to him!!" chris:aw nothing heehee ill kill you!1 duncan;my my my why chris ur certinlly wearing a nice कमीज, शर्ट today ur sure to atract ladies me:grrrrrrrrrrrrr sneek peek is done now........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................