Tony: What happened?
Maxxie: Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know
Tony: Blonde?
Maxxie: No!
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: [pause] Shall I give आप head?
Maxxie: What?
Tony: [grins] Cheer आप up
Maxxie: For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
Maxxie: आप fuck
Tony: We're in Russia! I wanna try something new
Maxxie: I'm, not a hobby Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here
Tony: I've been canoeing
Maxxie: What about Michelle?
Tony: Loves canoeing
Michelle: Tony.
Tony: Yes, Lips?
Michelle: Have आप got something...
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