Narrator: Sean, and Austin were getting passengers onto their train. I arrived to get pictures of them for the फोटोग्राफी company I was working for.
Passengers: *Getting on board the train*
Sean: Conductor, when do we leave for Nova Station?
Conductor: Five minutes.
Austin: *Sees S.B. walking towards them* Hey, it's S.B.
S.B: Hello guys, and smile. You're wanted in a picture for a newspaper article.
Sean: Fantastic.
Narrator: I took their picture, then moved to the left side of their track to get pictures of the cranes. Just then, a ship arrived, blowing it's horn.
Sean: What do आप think is on that ship?
Austin: Containers. Just like 90% of the other ships.
Narrator: But it wasn't containers. One क्रेन unloaded an engine, followed द्वारा four more.

Ally: link

Anna: link

Citroën: link

Emily: link

Jess: link

Jess: *Annoyed* It is about time we got off that ship.
S.B: *Looks at Jess, and the four others* Hey, I've never seen engines like आप around here before. Where did you-
Jess: *Blows steam into S.B's face*
S.B: *Losing his balance* Whoa!!! *Falls into the ocean*

Theme Song: link

Sean: S.B!
Austin: You'll pay for that!
Jess: No we won't. We're going to the Eastwood & Mossberg.

Intro

Sean: *Double heading a passenger train with Jazlin*
Makenzie: *Leaving Mossberg Harbor with five freight cars*
Grayback: *With Dan, and Brandon at freight depot 3*
बख़्तरबंद, पेंजर & Robert: *Going over a bridge with their freight train*
Kenny: *Stops at Eastwood with his freight train*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*

Trainz

Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Makenzie: *Her first attempt on pulling her train train has her wheels slip a quarter of a way. The सेकंड attempt has her do the same thing. On the third attempt, her wheels slip fiercely*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
बख़्तरबंद, पेंजर of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Megan: *Passing Veronica as they both pull passenger trains*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars अगला to each other*

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Jess: *Leading the others to Impala Station*
Emily: आप didn't have to do that.
Jess: Do what?
Emily: Make that poor boy fall into the water.
Jess: Yes I did. He insulted our pride.

Episode 85: Bonjour Part 1

Stop the song

Anna: What are आप talking about?
Jess: He was about to ask where we came from. He should have known.
Emily: आप can't expect everyone to know we are French.
Jess: Everyone must know we are French, for this दिन will be our best. We will honor ourselves, and everyone in our wonderful country.
Narrator: While that was going on, I was getting myself out of the water.
S.B: *Climbs up the ladder, and gets back onto the harbor* Good thing for that ladder. *Notices Sean, and Austin are gone* They must have left with their passenger train. Now I need to find those five engines, and give them a piece of my mind.
Mily: *Stops near S.B with a passenger train. She notices that S.B's clothes are wet* What happened? Did आप decide to go swimming without a bathing suit?
S.B: That's one way of looking at it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Did someone push आप into the ocean?
S.B: That's another way of looking at it. A steam engine, came off a boat, and used her steam to make me lose my balance, and go over the edge.
Mily: Do आप know what she looks like?
S.B: A black 2-8-0 with नारंगी, ऑरेंज lipstick. She's with four other engines.
Passengers: *Getting off Mily's train, and gets onto Casey Jones' train*
Casey Jones' Conductor: Everyone's set.
Casey Jones: All aboard. *Blows her whistle twice, and pulls her train out of the harbor*
Mily's Conductor: Okay Mily, आप got the rest of the दिन off. I'll get Edward to shunt these for you.
Mily: *To her Conductor* Thanks. *Looks at S.B* Wanna check the Eastwood & Mossberg?
S.B: *Nods, and climbs into Mily's cab*
Mily: *Heads for the टर्नटेबल, turntable to get turned around*
Narrator: Jess, and the other French engines arrived at Impala Station. They were going to the turntable, but weren't paying attention to the signals.
Mike: *Pulling 25 passenger cars*
Jess: *Leading Anna, Ally, Emily, and Citroën, getting in Mike's path*
Mike: *Stops* Heeey. Don't आप know how to look at signals?
Anna: *Backs up with Ally, Emily, and Citroën. They stare at Mike, and fall in प्यार with him*
Narrator: Mike Fonzi strikes again, द्वारा doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Emily: He's hot.
Citroën: I wish the diesels were like him in our country.
Mike: Okay, I forgive आप ladies. Why don't we-
Jess: Girls!! Get over here!!!
Mike: *Looks at Jess, then at the others* Some other time perhaps.
Ally: Oui.
Anna: *Moves आगे with Ally, Emily, and Citroën*
Emily: I can't wait to get this over with, so we can be with him.
Citroën: *Giggles, but steam comes out of her cylinders*
Anna: Eugh.
Ally: Disgusting.
Emily: आप better not do that when we begin our business here.
Citroën: *Blushing, embarrassed* Sorry.
Narrator: Alexis was getting prepared to pull her passenger train, when Jess blocked her path.
Alexis: Get out of the way!
Jess: No. आप will stay here until our controller tells आप to go.
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett would never give आप permission to block an engine like this. Who are you?
Ms. Scarlett: *Sticks her megaphone out of a window in the station* What's happening?
Alexis: Ms. Scarlett, when did this engine शामिल होइए our line?
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Jess* She didn't. Who are you?
Miss. Laurent: An engine of mine!

Song: link

Narrator: Miss. Laurent, was also French. She shouted loudly at Ms. Scarlett as she drove her car, and parked it on the tracks in front of Jess, and Alexis.


Ms. Scarlett: What's the meaning of this?
Miss. Laurent: What do आप Americans know about railroading?
Ms. Scarlett: Excuse me?
Miss. Laurent: France is superior when it comes to trains, and your American engines are no match for the five engines I brought with me.
Ms. Scarlett: आप wasted your time travelling all of the way here from France just to tell me this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Non.
Ms. Scarlett: I'm sorry?
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: That was French for no. Gather five of your engines to challenge my engines in a series of challenges.
Ms. Scarlett: Look, I can't afford to waste time with you, and your rude engines. Get out of here.
Jess: Je ne le crois pas! She called us rude!
Alexis: Well, आप were blocking the Fonz's path for no reason, and you're currently doing the same thing to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: We do not leave until the five challenges are complete.
Ms. Scarlett: *Sighs* If it'll get rid of आप six, let's get it over with.
Ally: We're going to win.
Narrator: And the five engines started chanting together.
French Engines: For France! For France! For France! For France!
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Anna: Citroën!
Jess: What did we tell आप about that?!
Citroën: I had to let it out! The same thing happens to आप too आप know!
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: Well American? Are आप going to select your five engines, या what?
Ms. Scarlett: Yes. Let me make a phone call first.
Narrator: Ms. Scarlett had to close down the line for the occasion. She called down all of her engines, and it took 25 मिनटों for all of them to arrive. As for me, and Mily, we stopped at Weaver Station, and talked to The Fonz.
Mily: *Refueling at Weaver Station*
Mike: There were these five French steam engines that I met at Impala Station. They were hot, but one of them was being too bossy to her friends.
Mily: French steam engines?
S.B: Did one of them have नारंगी, ऑरेंज lipstick?
Mike: Yeah. She was the one being bossy.
S.B: Did आप get their names?
Mike: No. I wish I did though. They were sexy.
S.B: Uh, give us "that" kind of info later Fonz.
Mike: The Fonz.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: It wouldn't make any sense if I put the in between later, and your name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Then stick to Fonzi.
S.B: Yeah, okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: I'll see आप two later.
Mily: But your conductor didn't say-
Conductor: All aboard!
Mike: *Ringing his bell*
Mily: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Blows his horn twice, and pulls his train away*
Tabby, Bri, Suzie, and Rachael: *Getting in front of Mike* Hi Fonzi.
Mike: Heeey.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: If I wasn't dating Ian, I'd chase him down like those four.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: He's irresistible. *Checks Mily's tender* You're full on coal, and water. Ready to हटाइए on?
Mily: Whenever you're ready.
S.B: Let's do it.
Mily: *Moves forward*
Narrator: The both of us continued on to Impala Station...
Ms. Scarlett: Attention everyone.
Narrator: But we weren't expecting to see what was happening between Ms. Scarlett's engines, and Miss. Laurent's engines.
Ms. Scarlett: I have something important to discuss, involving our French visitors.

To Be Continued

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Sean
Austin
Jess
Emily
Anna
Ally
Citroën
Mily
Casey Jones
Mike "Fonzi"
Alexis
Ms. Scarlett
Miss. Laurent
Tabby
Bri
Rachael
Suzie
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Return Of The Supercycle: Alan Silvestri
Valse Moderne: Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 16, 2016