(2)Damon: "Don't आप have some papers to grade?"
Alaric: "It's, uh... और fun with a buzz."
Damon: "Well, most things are. Sober is... depressing."
(3)Alaric: "You have a good afternoon."
Damon: "Not likely"
(4)Damon: "You know... a room full of woman clamoring to win a तारीख, दिनांक with me... sounds tasty."
(5)Elena: "Stefan?"
Damon: "Better. Me."
Elena: "You look, uh..."
Damon: "Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible?"
Elena: "Wrecked. आप look wrecked."
(6)Elena: "So... I found out who my birth mother is."
Damon: "Uggh, who cares?" [Elena looks at him] "She left you. She sucks."
(7)Elena: "He's fine."
Stefan: "He's Damon."
Elena: "Maybe this heartache will be good for him. It reminds him that he has one, even if it doesn't beat."
(8)Damon: [after Elena collides with him] "Uh-oh, easy there, buy a ticket like everyone else."
(9)Damon: "We're kindred spirits, abandoned द्वारा the women we love. Unrequited प्यार sucks."
(10)Stefan: "What happened? What did आप do?"
Damon: "Do what? He attacked me. I only told him the truth, his wife didn't want him anymore. Isn't my fault he couldn't... handle it."
Stefan: "Like you've been handling Katherine?"
Damon: "I'm handling it fine. आप know what? Isobel came to me, she found me, and if she's related to Elena, that means she's related to Katherine... Maybe Katherine sent her to me."
