Damon: "John,.. Whatever I can do to help keep this town safe, even if it means spending time with you."
(2)Damon: "You're playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did आप think was gonna happen?"
(3)Damon: "You seem awfully chipper, lately... Less doom and gloom... A little और pep in your step!"
(4)Damon: "Stefan,.. Let's be serious, for a second. आप spent the last century and a half being a poster child for prozac, and now आप expect me to believe that this new आप has nothing to do with human blood... Nothing!"
Stefan: "I'm clean."
Damon: "You're lying!"
Stefan: "Believe what आप want."
(5)John: "Hey, partner!"
Damon: "What do आप want?"
John: "You haven't returned any of my calls."
Damon: "Most people would take that as a hint."
(6)John: "I'll tell the entire council what आप are."
Damon: "Go for it! I'll kill every last one of them. Then I'll sever your hand, pull your ring off, and I'll kill you, too!"
(7)Elena: "This is ridiculous."
Stefan: "You're only saying that because आप don't know how to do it."
Elena: "Sorry,.. Only one of us was around when the dance was invented."
Stefan: "Ouch!"
(8)Damon: "I'm gonna... I'll be downstairs... drinking!"
(9)Anna: "When I met you, आप were just a part of my plan to get my mother back, but then things changed... all the time we spent together. I would never do anything to hurt you... not now. आप know that, right?"
(10)Stefan: "I'm sorry. I'm not very good to be around, right now. I'm a little bit on edge. I've been drinking the human stuff, and it's really screwing with my head. She knows now! She wasn't supposed to find out! I didn't want her to find out! Now everything's ruined!"
Amber: "You seem sad."
Stefan: "I'm not sad... I'm freakin' hungry!"
(11)Damon: "Alright,.. Now this is getting weird!"
Anna: "We're here to talk."
Damon: "Not in the mood! Today's been a no good, very bad day!"
(12)Damon: "Nostalgia is a bitch."
Anna: "If you're just gonna mock me, can आप just हटाइए along?"
(13)Damon: "Well, well, he's a liar and a thief."
(14)Stefan: "I don't hurt people. I don't do that. I'm the good brother."
