The Doppler effect makes a really cool हैलोवीन costume!
You can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
Star Trek and तारा, स्टार Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie....
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