Different As Can Be Lyrics


QUIRRELL:
आप won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
आप won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
आप like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
आप think that आप should rule the world, I think पुस्तकें are a thrill!
Sipping चाय द्वारा the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And आप have no friends, हे thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when आप look at आप and me
were different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
आप got beat द्वारा a two साल old
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
या आप might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
आप really must agree
when आप look at आप and me
were different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But आप must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha