A RED ONE TAILED लोमड़ी, फॉक्स made his way through the brush. He had a horn-like spike on his forehed, one in each ear, one on his chest pelt, one on each elbow, and one on the back of each hand. He ran as fast as his legs could carry him, which wasn't very fast.
"Stupid legs! If I had और than a 9th grade education I would make आप go faster!" he said.
"Spike get back here!" he heard his parents shout behind him.
Spike hid behind a tree. Above him, he heard rustling, then a hedgehog with green supersonic hair and black tips on her quills. It wore a purple dress and and appeared to be a female. She swallowed the bite of सेब she had just taken and asked,
"What's up Spike?"
Spike looked up in releif.
"There's no time Windy! Help me up there."
Windy pulled Spike up at a remarkabley quick speed.
"What happened?" Windy asked.
Spike looked at Windy.
"I'm running away," the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स said.
Windy didn't really appear to be shocked at all.
"Then let's go!"
Spike looked at her.
"W-what? You're coming with me?"
Windy stood up.
"Shure, I don't see why not. Follow me. I've got a freind hwo can get us outta here quick."
Spike looked at her in disbeleif.
"You're serious?"
Windy hoped down from the tree, her purple dress almost getting caught on a branch.
"You comin?" She asked.
Spike slid down the tree.
"Yea, were is he?"
"Mistic ruins"
As They fled through the night, Spike could barely see anything. When he would loose sight of Windy, a hand would take hold of his and get him back on track.
They ran through most of the night. When they came near an opening, a workshop could be seen in the distance. Windy grabbed Spike and ran twoard the shop. Soon enough, they were there. Windy knocked on the door, and rang the doorbell several times.
Soon a yellow two-tailed लोमड़ी, फॉक्स stepped out.
"Windy? What do आप need at this time of night?"
Windy explained that Spike was running from home, and how they needed a ride.
"Sure, I'll let आप stay the night. Then in the morning I'll fly आप somewere in the Tornado2." Tails said.
Spike and Windy stepped inside.
"Stupid legs! If I had और than a 9th grade education I would make आप go faster!" he said.
"Spike get back here!" he heard his parents shout behind him.
Spike hid behind a tree. Above him, he heard rustling, then a hedgehog with green supersonic hair and black tips on her quills. It wore a purple dress and and appeared to be a female. She swallowed the bite of सेब she had just taken and asked,
"What's up Spike?"
Spike looked up in releif.
"There's no time Windy! Help me up there."
Windy pulled Spike up at a remarkabley quick speed.
"What happened?" Windy asked.
Spike looked at Windy.
"I'm running away," the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स said.
Windy didn't really appear to be shocked at all.
"Then let's go!"
Spike looked at her.
"W-what? You're coming with me?"
Windy stood up.
"Shure, I don't see why not. Follow me. I've got a freind hwo can get us outta here quick."
Spike looked at her in disbeleif.
"You're serious?"
Windy hoped down from the tree, her purple dress almost getting caught on a branch.
"You comin?" She asked.
Spike slid down the tree.
"Yea, were is he?"
"Mistic ruins"
As They fled through the night, Spike could barely see anything. When he would loose sight of Windy, a hand would take hold of his and get him back on track.
They ran through most of the night. When they came near an opening, a workshop could be seen in the distance. Windy grabbed Spike and ran twoard the shop. Soon enough, they were there. Windy knocked on the door, and rang the doorbell several times.
Soon a yellow two-tailed लोमड़ी, फॉक्स stepped out.
"Windy? What do आप need at this time of night?"
Windy explained that Spike was running from home, and how they needed a ride.
"Sure, I'll let आप stay the night. Then in the morning I'll fly आप somewere in the Tornado2." Tails said.
Spike and Windy stepped inside.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt आड़ू, पीच preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now या i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT नितंब, गधा कुतिया, मतलबी OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that कुतिया, मतलबी now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now या i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT नितंब, गधा कुतिया, मतलबी OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that कुतिया, मतलबी now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired द्वारा an old लेख I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt या Dull Object While Eating सेब Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return घर From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An सेब Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked या Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt या Dull Object While Eating सेब Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return घर From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An सेब Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked या Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, आप LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” कहा HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
द्वारा then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, आप LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” कहा HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
द्वारा then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/