No-one usually went into an old, abandon paddock. Unless, of course, आप were a trigger-happy Marine who liked to race cars and churn dirt up under the wheels.
And yes, there was three people here who were just that.
Shane’s old Ford ute had the doors open, as he was too lazy to be bothered with closing them, while him himself sat on a nearby fence, drinking an ice slushy.
Mother and Book II had just finished their race around the paddock- Mother emerging victorious. She fist-pumped while still driving, and then backed up near Shane’s ute.
Shane didn’t really care- He just thought she was going to use the back of her car to close the door, या something. He couldn’t have been और wrong.
No, INSTEAD the HedgeBeast decided that it’d be great fun to do a Burnout right there, spinning the wheels and spraying rocks all over the ute’s interior.
He would spend months picking them all out.
Shane stared, slack jawed, as he thought of all the work Mother had just caused him in a matter of seconds.
कहा Marine just snicked, and stuck her hand out her window in a wave.
“Hey, Shane! Have a nice clean-up job there!”
Shane growled, his fist tightening around his Ice Slurpy. He would have thrown it at her, but paused.
If he threw it now, it’d hit the windshield and slide off. Whereas if he waited just a सेकंड more...
Window.
And he threw it.
It was quite the sight; a bright blue block of ice going flying through the air, where Mother put her hand out again to block it.
Upon impact with her hand, it exploded. Ice and water went EVERYWHERE.
All over Mother.
All over interior.
All over seats.
Shane and Book II looked at each other and laughed. Mother’s claws tightened around her steering wheel, the whole thing snapping off in her hands. She didn’t really care- It was her husband’s car, not hers.
Just as Shane had done to her, she threw the steering wheel at him, hitting him right in the face and probably knocking a few teeth out.
“I ALWAYS get the last laugh, ya hear?” She yelled.

A/N: WOW THAT WAS HORRIBLE. And based off my life. Ah, joy. :D In real-life, Nick, my brother, threw his Ice Slurpy at his friend who, ironically, is named Shane, after he did a Burnout right अगला to his ute. It was very funny.

Written horribly but I don't care.

I wrote this in about three seconds.