What Should Hyper's Job be?

since he's married (an is also gunna be a father of 3)and i've decided that he should get a job.

but i have no good ideas, i don't want him to have a job for money (because he already has enough of that -_-) but for something to do.

what do आप think is a good job for a hyper, careless, mean, कैन्डी eating vampire king? -_*