The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! आप are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey आप bums want simethin या are आप goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do आप hear them?" " Yeah but where are they?" "Oh there आप are pipsqu...I mean Ed." "Envy what are आप doing at "Hot Topic", this is for women?" "Miniskirts. And you?" "I broke my auto mail and I'm bribing Winry not to beat the @$#* out of me." "So did everybody forget the suit of armor and me Lust the GIRL THAT CAME WITH ENVY?!?!?!?" "Actually yes Lust we did forget आप two cause आप are so QUIET!!!!!!!!" "Hey kid don't yell in the store got it!" "Kid?" Envy repeated as he stared at the strange cashier girl. "So those miniskirts aren't going to buy themselves." Lust and Al left because they were becoming very weird,and because they were very annoyed with the संगीत playing in the store. The End Of The Day: "Ed I have a seceret can आप keep it?" "Yeah Envy आप can tell me anything." "I <3 you." "hahahahahahahahahahaaaha!!!!!!! I प्यार your sense of humor!!" "It isn't a sense of humor". To Be Continued.
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted सैल्मन, सामन (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed चावल in a चावल bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the चावल won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed चावल on your hand and put your प्रिय filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled सैल्मन, सामन on the rice. Push the filling into the चावल lightly. Hold the चावल between your palms. Form the चावल into a round, a triangle, या a cylinder द्वारा pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the चावल ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. लपेटें the चावल ball with a strip of nori या sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly द्वारा americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: आप got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I प्यार it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if आप call right now we will also send आप a what ever आप call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 और dollers shiping and handleing! आप GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever आप call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever आप call it have आप credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: आप got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I प्यार it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if आप call right now we will also send आप a what ever आप call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 और dollers shiping and handleing! आप GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever आप call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever आप call it have आप credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL दिन BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST तारा, स्टार IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all आप have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! गिर EVERYONE LOVES आप THE MOST आप HAVE THE MOST प्रशंसक GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some फिल्में i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some ऐनीमे movies,titanic
Here is some संगीत i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some पुस्तकें i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some फिल्में i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some ऐनीमे movies,titanic
Here is some संगीत i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some पुस्तकें i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to सूची all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound आप get when आप scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, आप know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when आप just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. मछली fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound आप get when आप scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, आप know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when आप just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. मछली fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know