Heyyyy

I earned my period and boobs through blood sweat and tears. I got my first job at 5 years old in the coal mines and saved up every penny until I could afford womanhood
Kids these days don't know what work is

Well I personally got my boobs in 1740.Back in those days we rich girls had to wear corsets which made it impossible for fat to be deposited in our stomach so it got deposited in our breasts instead.Those were the good old times,after school ended we rich kids went to royal balls and listened to genius composers like Bach and Vivaldi.

Why the fck do आप need to know this?

um wht? there is no way im answering that. that is none of your business. Creepy........

Uh why don't आप ask this सवाल in क्लब्स such as "Being a woman" या Women's health" This is a personal female question

When it comes to my Chest, it all started at the age of 15. My Boobs are a result of intensive training at Mt. Kinabalu in Malaysia. आप don't get a mass of 95 cm in a day. Had to endure various challenges like jogging every morning and night, climbing to the Summit on my own and then perform Bungee Jumping from there, Leopard Wrestling, Deer Hunting, Weightlifting अंजीर Trees, offering a male virgin as a sacrifice as I prayed to the local God in charge of Breast Enlargement before I went to sleep and many more. There was a lot of muscle stretching going on. I especially had a lot of push-ups to do everyday as well. It is good having the necessary body to support the desired size too आप know. Pumping those शिशु in Deer दूध helped too, I suppose. A relaxing environment amplifies one's growth in overall. Just my advice. Used to be picked on a lot back then. After five years, went from being flat to sporting a firm H Cup pair. Who's laughing now? Me and my motherfucking jiggly knockers. That's for sure.

As for Period, I don't do it. Did a lot of thinking and concluded that it wasn't necessary. So, I simply never opened up when they came knocking on my door the दिन they were passing around Periods !!!!

It was a dark, gloomy दिन in one of the Autumn months. I had just taken a walk with my dark green, three legged dragon on a forest trail and was taking it back to the small, fireproof wooden house it was living in. Then all of a sudden the dragon got very anxious about something. It started moving it`s head all around and screaming in parseltongue. As I don`t understand it, I could only imagine that there was something deeper in the woods, so I decided to check it out.... Remembering all good tips from watching horror फिल्में I knew what I have to do. I very loudly shouted 'HULLO, IS ANYBODY THERE????' and then continued in a और quiet tone 'You`re scaring my three legged dragon'. Nobody answered, but I heard rustling in the deepness of the forest trees. The only smart decision then of course was going in there to investigate further, so I tied my three legged dragon`s leash to the nearest tree, because I didn`t want anything bad to happen to it. आप know, it is only 10 meters tall, so... anything could`ve happened. I stepped into the dark, cold fog and almost simultaneously saw something dark moving very fast through the forest away from me... I was really hoping to finally see Lord Voldemort as this was before I read the book and knew that he`s gone, so I started to run after the dark thing. With all might that I still had after running for a few मिनटों really fast on the uneven terrain, I shouted 'Oh my dear dark lord... why are आप running away from me? I just wanna see your beautiful nose. Is it too much to ask?'
Ok, I think this already जवाब your सवालों और than it should, so I`m not going to continue.

I didn't get boobs. I AM boobs.

God. And I thought I was strange. Bro. आप don't need to go to us for this. That's what Google, Anatomy Textbooks and Biology textbooks are for.

I got my period before I remember. I just know its whenever someone started to teach me how to write. That singular dot changed my world

As for my boobs, I originally didnt have any boobs, but as I began watching ऐनीमे और and more, I think the ऐनीमे boobs rubbed off on me since only then did I start to grow boobs and now I apparently have a bust the size of an ऐनीमे girl so like.... ऐनीमे man

.... या maybe its a coincidence that the bulk of my ऐनीमे watching occurred most prevalent when I was going through puberty save some Pokemon, Digimon, and नारूटो as a kid.

सवाल that I need to know is why do आप need to know personal stuff that has nothing to do with you?

I'm not telling आप a thing.

1) I don't get periods, I get सवाल marks.
2) I'm not a female, so.... yeah.

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