प्रिय insult

Some of mine:

Is that your face? या did your neck just throw up?

Your momma so fat, when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale and the doctor कहा Hey, thats my phone number.

Nice tan, नारंगी, ऑरेंज is my favourite colour.

The only thing that goes erect when I'm near आप is my middle finger