Has anything awkward happened to आप lately?

YEAH
i was in Science today and i hve to sit nxt to this boy who is really annoying but really cute aswell and he started poking mewith his pen so i poked him back but my teacher saw and he thought i started it but i did not it was the boy and he कहा what do u think ur doing i was like but he started it and then sir कहा to me we he is another imature boy that is trying to get ur attion i was OMG i cant beilive my teacher is saying this and then he कहा to the boy well if आप want to touch her then आप should ask her on a तारीख, दिनांक and then she will give permision to touch her and we both went bright red and our whole class has been teashing us about it and its really annoying but funny at the same time.
(Just to note iam NOT going out with him) ahahahahahahahaha

My neighbor called me a little boy. I am 20 years old and a girl xDD

Yes, but it's a tad ribald.

Yep,as i was waiting at the sofas for my taxi to arrive my phone लॉस्ट it's signal so i smashed it aggainst the sofa (then the signal returned~) then this बिना सोचे समझे girl came up to me and was all "Omigod leave your poor phone alone" and everyone stared at me like i was a monster xD

I had to go shopping with my dad for ladies stuff. Not being able to find it,we had to ask..

Today I was walking घर from school and I had to go to the restroom REALLY bad. I went to the park bathrooms and while I was in my stall, a football rolled under it. And the अगला thing I hear is a guy yelling,"can आप throw that back, please?"

yes! ok, so i finally start going out with my crush that i have had for a long time after he dumped his ex, and we were walking through the halls at school, and we weren't looking, we bump into my ex and who i thought was his guy friend, and me and my bf apologize to them, and then my ex says, "Oh its quite alright," then he turns to his guy friend, helps him up, kisses him on the lips and says," are आप ok sweetums?" and i realized he was gay! i was his freakin' beard! His guy friend is his boyfriend! it was totally silent after his bf कहा he was fine.

I had to go the doctors today for *ahem feminine reasons. I was quite nervous as this was the first time. Mom went to sign in and I went to the bathroom. When I came out, Mom is sitting in the waiting room with an odd look on her face. "It's tomorrow."