what was the weirdest dream you've ever had

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL


Keith and I were having some body rocking handcuff sex (he was handcuffed to the बिस्तर and I was wearing lingerie, it was kind of missionary but I'm on top~) then I was about to slit his throat when Emmet walked in :D

and then I कहा "it's not what it looks like" and Keith कहा "its just a fetish e_e"

then Emmet walked out all emotionally scarred C:

dnt want to remember it

Well now that आप ask I had a dream when Forrest and James (guys आप don't know) got knocked up Forrest द्वारा James and James द्वारा Forrest

I was having sex in a can of इंद्रधनुष colored soda.

Weird, but awesome :D
Even though I don't drink soda.

Im sorry but...i had so many...and i couldnt even comprehend most of them completely T^T my dreams were one heck of a mind bomb. They were so crazy and go so off topic and have the most out-of-this-world stuff. Its better off आप dont know because the english language cannot describe them

I was watching myself get killed द्वारा Sugar Ray's drummer,Stan,then he ran a slide down a rainbow,thts the weirdest one I can remember

I had two weird dreams... it`s the only ones that I can remember though...

1- I saw a T-Rex rape a stegosaurus on some bed. He was chained to the बिस्तर too... I looked to the side and saw other stegosauruses chained to बिस्तर and the T-Rex was just casually raping each and every one of them, one द्वारा one... O.o

2- Somehow, I went to a field trip with my math 8th grade math class to NASA. I somehow ended in a अंतरिक्ष shuttle with some of my class mated and my teacher. I heard the countdown and before it hit "1", I woke up. And through out the dream, I knew I was dreaming... O.o

I don't remember the weirdest one.
But for some reason, for a while, every night I kept having dreams that Black Butler characters were shopping in a fancy walmart o-o

My weirdest dream was when i was being slapped द्वारा my cat both in my dream and when i woke up XD

After all my perverted posts, do आप honestly want to know?