Am I Catholic या Protestant?

I don't know.

NEITHER.

आप are Fred, a stripper from Cognito.

आप are also a troll, but we don't really care because you're the only reason this club is active.

God I don't know...

God, I don't even know.

i don't know. Catholic?

God, i don't know.

Bartender: Uh...is he okay?

America: He always gets like this when he starts drinking.

*Insert deeply religious answer here explaining to आप what it means to be a Christian*

God, I don't know!

Bartender: Excuse me, is he okay?
America: He always get's like this when he starts drinking.
England: आप don't know me! I'm the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my locker better than आप any day!
America: Dude, calm down!
England: Shut up! I felt bad about the way old Frog-Face was treating you, so I saved your a**. I thought maybe we could be फ्रेंड्स and bond over out mutual hatred for France, but Uh-uh! [Now yelling and crying] आप didn't want to be फ्रेंड्स with me! आप just wanted to tell me to tell आप what to do and आप didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total b*****ks!

*next day*
England: [hiding under blanket and shaking ] Why won't the light just shut up? I swear I'm never going to drink again! Someone please kill me!
America: Dude can party!
France: Quel connard (What a jerk)...

Yeah, I did that from memory. It's probably messed up.

Neither... maybe. I don't know. In fact, I don't really care much either. I'll just maintain my nonchalance, thank आप very much. XD