What do आप do when an enemy tells आप to surrender!!?

I WOULD SAY LISTEN HERE आप IMBECILE
NEEEEEEEEVER!!

^.^

Call on the all mighty desu desu.

I would say "Μολών Λαβέ" but in case he/she wouldn't understand greek, I would say

"First I will die and then surrender"

xD

Enemy: "Surrender या die!"
Me: "Please, after you."
Enemy: "Stay there!"
Me: "Make me"
Enemy: "Who's there?"
Me: "Your worst nightmare" या "Your doom"
Got it memorized?

Never give in! *fist pump*

I would go into party drunk mode(aka i would not think about anything या remember it after i did something) and laugh like a crazy saying " i want आप to kill me.I want to at least see आप try and after आप give up I'll sacrifice your head to ERZULIE and your blood to Illeria.May your दिल be left for the bird." because i am a crazy SOB