what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever कहा to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he कहा "He's coming over here in a second, आप should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in प्यार with आप and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make प्यार to you! He wants to make प्यार to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker सड़क, स्ट्रीट in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, आप look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are आप looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a भालू and your underwear is made of my skin and your red भालू skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T आप MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path द्वारा my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST आप OF"

( I swhear on the news it कहा he was hit द्वारा a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last साल I was at the समुद्र तट with my brother and his 2 फ्रेंड्स and while they were at the the real समुद्र तट like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap आप all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a सेकंड then i just got my खाना and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.