What has been the most awkward moment for you?

I was taking the train घर from school once.
It was a long day, and I decided to send my mom a text asking what she had made for dinner.
It read:
"Hey, mom, What did आप make today? I hope it was my favorite. ^_^"

I sent the message.
About 5 मिनटों later I realized I accidentally sent it to one of my friends...
They texted back:
"WTF ARE आप TALKING ABOUT? O_o"

A long, embarrassing, and awkward explanation ensued.

._.

Probably that one time I told a really dirty joke... right in front of my dad without thinking... What was even और awkward was when he made me explain later to my mom the reason why I was grounded and the joke. (She was napping when I कहा it.) I regret that.... :o

A girl and her best friend, neither of which had ever been particularly kind to me, walked up to me and looked me dead in the face and said...

"We like your toes!"
Then they just walked off.


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I have never had anything stranger happen to me in my entire life.

I was pretending to be Cornholio with my shrit up on my head screaming "i need tp for my bunghole" up and down every isle i was running from some fat man like that too it was so awkward cuz my friend was walking with me in walmart :D im a wild child

I AM awkward. Look me up; You'll find me under AWKWARD. Awkward turtle!!!

The Popsicle from last summer. It is a long story... Remember, crazywolf23? XD

I was talking to a co-worker at work when this guy that I know just comes up and grabs my नितंब, गधा in the middle of the conversation. My co-worker was shocked, and my manager was laughing. I must have been bright red. It was definitely an awkward moment for me.

I was talking to my friend about ways to get और guys to शामिल होइए choir. We were having this conversation before class. Then the teacher went to the front of the room, but I didn't see him and continued talking. Everyone else, on the other hand, did see him, and stopped talking. In this silence, I कहा "We're all going to die if और boys don't शामिल होइए choir!" I was very dramatic about it, too... yeah...

Probably this one time I was trying to get my dad to watch my प्रिय दिखाना and a sex scene came on, well that's the first I can think of.

Watching Soul Eater with my friend...mom walks in...

BLAIR ENSUES.