If I prank called आप right now what would आप say?

'Bitch, drop that damn phone and socialize!'

I'd reply the same way I reply to all people who I consider prank callers:

1. Hang up.

2. As soon as I hear your voice go,
"Yes, dis ish the chinese-a foood."

3. I TOLD आप I AIN'T GOT YO MONEY! ...Oh, my bad, I thought आप were someone else.

4. आप shouldn't have done that.

5. I seeee you~

6. Yes, this your mother, may I ask who is speaking? (I don't even know)

7. Put the phone to my laptop speakers and play Rebecca Black's Friday.

8. Make Non-human noises 'till आप hang up.

Yes, I've actually done each of these before.
I get prank called a lot. XD

Spam आप with Big Al's deep and friggin' scary voice. I can actually sing that deep but with little cracks of high notes to make it creepy :3

Holy fucking shit it's a dinosaur येशु Christ what the fuuccck oh my fucking god fucking डायनासोर holy shit what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccck?

आप know my number?

IMPOSSIBRU!

"They're heeee-eeeeeere!"

"How the hell did आप get my number?!"

I would counter prank you. I would say: आप SUNK MY SCRABBLESHIP! IMMA CUT YOHHHH!
And I would laugh and be all like *points down*

"hi" then i'd hang up X3

आप sure about doing that?

i would sing this:

I would say what I always say:


"I know where आप live"

I wouldn't say anything, I would just bring the phone to the speakers of my computer and play the trolololo song :P

i don't have a phone DX