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Tell ur best yo momma joke

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mine is yo momma's so fat when she the yellow school bus she कहा theres my twinkie!
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Most of the joke tellers don't know how to spell... Just saying.
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PaisleyPark said:
There is no "best" one.


They're all unfunny.
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and mean, best answer
IceSoul34 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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VBA <3
lolibarbie posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Correction, आप find them unfunny. I don't. LOL, it's been 3 months already?? Man, I'm bored out of my mind.
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जवाब

LunaShay said:
Yo mamma so fat,when god said"Let there be light"he asked her to हटाइए her fat ass.
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*sniff* that hurt...
Bond_Of_Fury posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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That is cruel!!!
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ilovecookies said:
yo mama's so fat when she rides her beetle (car) and she farts it goes faster
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Eww?
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
numba1MJfan said:
dont get me started i have so much .................1.yo mama so fat not even dora could explore her 2.yo mama so hairy even her nipples have afros 3.yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 4.yo mama so hairy u got a rug burn comin out of her 5.yo mama so poor she चुरा लिया free रोटी 6.yo mama so dumb she put 2 quaters in her ears and sadi sh was listening tom 50 cent 7.yo mama so poor when someone farted in her house the cockroches said"clap yo hands stomp yo feet thank the lord that we got heat" 8. yo mama so fat she sat on the toliet and it said"a,b,c,d,e,f,g get this fat कुतिया, मतलबी off of me..............thats all for now but i got so many more.just ask ill tell em
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लोल these r great!!!
fangs286 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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hahahha thnx like i कहा i got a hole lot और
numba1MJfan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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8 and 7. LMAO XD
demonthief posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
snusnu13 said:
yo momma is so so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
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ahaha thats a gd 1
runofan1 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XD
Goldilottes posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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lol!!
GaGaBoi posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Isn't that a blonde one?
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
vvfrankie said:
yo momma so skinny she uses a frootloop for
a hulahoop
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i thought it was a cheerio....
xoPixie-Popxo posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Does it matter? It's just circular shaped cereal.
PaisleyPark posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
xxemogirl101xx said:
yo mama so............ weell damn i dont know your mama so its kinda hard to talk about him
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yea i know i sid him but i meant to say it
xxemogirl101xx posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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oooooooooo!
xoPixie-Popxo posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
runofan1 said:
yo momma so stupid she had to climb over a glass दीवार to see what was on the other side!!
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that was a good one!:)
xoPixie-Popxo posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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haha
fangs286 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Great one!
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
adultswimperson said:
Yo mamas so fat she slumps down in a roller coaster सीट and the सीट belts can't save her, only her fat chin would prevent her from falling out.
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लोल बिना सोचे समझे XD gd one
Goldilottes posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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@Goldilottes, Lol.
adultswimperson posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Sonicishot said:
Yo mamma's so fat that hen she sat on a game cube, it turned into a gameboy.
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hahaha yo mama so fat she sat on the आइपॉड and the ipad was invented
numba1MJfan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ikr?? lolz
Sonicishot posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XDDD iPad
Goldilottes posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Lol, iPad. She flattened that thing!
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Bond_Of_Fury said:
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks टैको, taco घंटी, बेल is a telephone company.
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fangs286 said:
Your mama is so stupid she put paper on the टेलीविज़न and called it paper view
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor


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लोल at the #2 xD!
RoohWinchester posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Insane4ever said:
Lets see....oh.....yo mamas so fat when people see her they yell oh canada........xD idk its funny 2 me
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oJdelight56 said:
yo momma's so ugly that when Bob the Builder saw her he कहा I can't fix that.
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XD
sugarsweet076 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XD
alexthedog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ambers1999 said:
yo mama soooo stuip when she walked in to wallgreens she said: "hey these walls aint green
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cookiehead101 said:
yo mama so nasty she has 2 creep up on bath water
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds u kool aid comes out
yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt n sang i got the power
yo mama so ugly when u went 2 the zoo with her the zookeeper कहा great u brought her back
yo mama so ugly she turns medusa 2 stone
yo mama so fat u ran around her once twice then the third time u got lost
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CourtneyFan17 said:
I really hate these but....

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the weight scale she said, "Ooh that's my phone number!"
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Looool xD
RoohWinchester posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
peterslover said:
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck!
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xD
-sapherequeen- posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
-sapherequeen- said:
This is probably bad, but okay....

Your momma is like a corvette. Every man gets a free ride. :)
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oooooo snap! XD लोल
demonthief posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
NoahFanNumber1 said:
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says एक्स्पायर्ड on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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demonthief said:
yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
yo mamma so fat when she put on a red T-shirt the koolaid guy कहा "I Quit!"
yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it कहा "to be continued..."
yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an job application. :)
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